Disney House of Villain's Redemption

It's Not Me It's You

Since Alona wasn't tired and didn't go back to sleep she decided to go see if she can find Pain and Panic to play with. She found the room Gaston turned into a pub where Alona is never allowed to go in without a villain. The five female villains all went in and sat down with the others. She saw Hades was busy talking with Facilier and Hook so she went over to Gaston and sat on his lap. Gaston was sitting with Jafar, Frollo, and Hans. Frollo was a tutor to her and Hans was the very last to show up, he liked Alona right away since he never had any younger siblings before and he's now far away from his twelve brothers.

The four men continued their talk while Gaston held Alona in his muscular arms since they were use to Alona wanting comfort in the middle of the night.

"Prince Hans!" Anastasia and Drizella ran over.

"My stupid sister and I need your opinion of something." Drizella said. "Out of the two of us, who do you think is the most beautiful?"

"Me?" Anastasia posed.

"Or me?" Drizella got closer to Han's face.

"Ladies." Hans said clearly uncomfortable. "How's a man to choose between two such... extraordinary... creatures?"

"With your eyes closed." Frollo spoke up making the two sisters gasp.

"You're quite the ladies man Hans." Gaston said. "I bet no girl has ever turned you down."

"Not exactly." Hans admitted.

Hans

Across the sea in the Southern Isles
The Westergaurds lived in exile
Our fall from grace was a long way down
So to make my mark, I would need a crown

I was thirteenth in line, so I had no shot
But a princess bride? Now there's a thought
I had one chance, I knew I couldn't fail
So I set my sights on Arendelle

Their queen-to-be was meh and cold
But her younger sister was cute, sold!
We met, we clicked, we sang and danced
Then I thought, "Hey Hans, now here's your chance."

I popped the question, and she said yes!
But now here's the part where it becomes a mess:
Our wedding date was set, but then my bride takes off
When she comes back, she says "Meet Kristoff"

She changed her mind, although God knows why
And I thought, "There goes my alibi!"
Who dumps a prince? Sure, I'm insincere
But for some random guy who talks to reindeer?

Drizella and Anastasia
Can't you hear my heart, please
She can't see what we see

Alona
It wasn't meant to be

Drizella and Anastasia
After all you've been through
She doesn't deserve you
One thing that I know is true

Hans
It's not me, it's you

Gaston
I mean, did she think she was going to do better than a prince?

Lady Tremaine
It's a sign of poor breeding when some chooses a peasant over someone with grace and poise.

Gaston
I had a quiet little village in the south of France
I could make girls melt with a passing glance
I had trophies on the wall from the wars I won
And the widows afterwards? Heh, that was fun.

Everything was perfect in my perfect life
But there was something missing, and that was a wife
She'd cook, she'd clean, she'd be with the kids all day
Then she'd call me perfect and do anything I say