Kiribaku agere

The classification

TW: swearing (obvi its Bakugou this will be for every chapter.)

Bakugou pov:

Today we get our classifications, and I know I'm not getting little. I'm definitely getting neutral or at least caregiver. It's not like I have a problem with littles, I just can't be one is all.

Everyone when they turn 16 has to take this stupid test to tell them what they are or sum shit, and then your whole stupid life gets changed from it, and you can even get put in special classes its rare, but it happens it's fucked up. I thought as I was walking to the testing room.

When I got there, they asked for my name "Katsuki Bakugou. Can we get this shit over with already so I can go back to my dorm." I practically yelled at the lady doing the tests.

"Alright just go sit over there in that room, someone will be in there with your test soon." She said as she smiled brightly.

I walked over to the room she pointed towards and sat down putting my legs over the weird ass metal bar thing so I could sit more comfortably.

Then after like 5 minutes a guy came out with a pencil and the test that was 2 pages with a front and back on both. He left the room, and I started the test.

It had questions like, "would you use a pacifier?"

□ Yes

□ No

□ Maybe

Im ashamed to say it, but I marked yes. IT SAID BE HONEST SHUT UP.

I sadly answered yes to most of the options that would say I'm a little, but I mean maybe if I'm rude enough they'll be like "yeah nah he can't be a little."

I was finished in about 20 minutes, which was faster than most of the others who went in before me (so hah losers). I walked out of the room, and they told me to go sit over in this random chair while they get the results from the test.

After like 15 minutes of waiting IMPATIENTLY, the same lady came back with a softer expression on her face and handed me an envelope with the results. I snatched it and went off to my dorm.

I walked in and sat on my bed, opening the envelope. The results were.. Shocking to say the least.

NAME: BAKUGOU KATSUKI

CLASSIFICATION: LITTLE

LITTLE AGE: 6M-2YR

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HELL, I WAS PISSED NOW. I can't be a little, sure I said yeah to most of the shit that would consider me one, but have you met me? I swear too much to be little and I'm not cute like other littles. If stupid Deku was a little, it would make sense. He's a goddamn crybaby, and short, and he looks soft. I hate him but I'll give him that I guess.

Welp, now I have something to hide from my boyfriend Kirishima. I hate hiding stuff from him, but I have to. Hell, I have to hide this from the whole class, I can't let them see me as weak.

I'm just gonna sleep. I can't deal with this. I'm too tired right now to focus on this.

2 hours later:

I woke up from a knock on my door, "WHAT THE FUCK, DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH, I SWEAR IF IT'S STUPID FUCKING DEKU I'M GOING TO-" I was cutoff as I opened the door and saw Kirishima. "Oh, it's you. Anyway, what I was sleeping shitty hair." I said groggily.

"Oh, I was wondering what your classification was! I got caregiver!"

Oh, great just wonderful, NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE BEING A LITTLE FROM A CAREGIVER? "I got neutral, why. Anyway, get in here. I don't want raccoon eyes or dunce face coming in here."