MHA Chatfic Chaos

Wtf Kaminari-

ZapZapBitch: Did you know that GIF isn't pronounced GIF or JIF because it is an acronym therefore it should be G.I.F

MusicGod: Wtf-

TiredEmo: why-

Dad: Has that been confirmed? 

BossBitch: Im sorry but how tf did you know that

ZapZapBitch: Did you know that Orcas eat sharks by tearing their fins off so that the shark cant swim away and then rip out the kidney

Fatherless: I would have preferred to not know that one

SpaceAngel: me too

ZapZapBitch: Did you know that in your lifetime you probably will have seen the same bird fly by multiple times

DailySEROtonin: The birds work for the government

Shoto: Like.. all birds or is there a certain kind of bird?

BossBitch: ALL BIRDS

Dad: no,birds do not work for the government

DailySEROtonin: how do you know

Dad: i just do

BossBitch: thats not very persuasive

BirdMan: I do in fact work for the government

Fatherless: How long have you been here

BirdMan: Me and the rest of the background characters are chilling just watching

Fatherless: I-

TiredEmo: Anyone else wondering where Kaminari is?

MusicGod: No that you mention it

ZapZapBitch: Why is saying "Have a nice day" sound polite but "Enjoy the next 24 hours" sound threatening

Shoto: Because it is

MusicGod: Is Kaminari good?

DogOwner: Thats a good question

Woof changed thier name to #1#1 changed DogOwner name to ShittyHair

#1: Someone shut him up

Fatherless: where even is kaminari

ZapZapBitch: Since Todoroki can make fire and ice would he be able to make water

Fatherless: I've actually been wondering about this one too

Shoto: I never tried-

Shoto: I tried and the answer is yes

BossBitch: Note to take Todoroki to the dessert

Shoto: why would you be going to a dessert

BossBitch: idk but if i were you'd be coming

Shoto: okay

ZapZapBitch: When a dad leaves its called "getting the milk" but what to moms who leave go get?

Shoto: Therapy

Fatherless: Todoroki no

TiredEmo: Denki where tf are you

ZapZapBitch: my secret hideout. why?

ShittyHair: Bro. you have a secret hideout and didn't invite me

DaliySEROtonin: ^

BossBitch: ^

ZapZapBitch: sorry but its my SECRET hideout

TriedEmo: wtf were you sending random shit

ZapZapBitch: idk, my brain was in overthink mode i guess

MusicGod: When are you coming back to the dorm

ZapZapBitch: Omw now, why?

MusicGod: Bakugo is starting dinner

Dad: Wasn't his night to cook yesterday

BossBitch: Nah, he is the only one allowed to cook now

Dad: Do i even want to know why

ShittyHair: Half of us cant cook and the other half always do something wrong and bakugo takes over anyway

Dad: What about the 4 of us who have been cooking 

BossBitch: 🤷‍♀️

ShittyHair: Those days bakugo either doesn't want to cook or actually like the cooking of whoever made it

Dad: Okay then..

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Filler chapter cuz i have been too stressed to write

Your author,

Jaylen