Aries: I BET I CAN SAVE THE WORLD
Taurus: *relaxes and spend their money*
Gemini: *post about it on their blog*
Cancer: *cries*
Leo: ARIES, INCLUDE ME AND WE CAN SPLIT THE MONEY THAT WE GET
Virgo: my research says otherwise.....
Libra: F*CK THAT! I HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW
Scorpio: how many phone numbers can I get till the end of the world though.....???
Sagittarius: PARTY AT MY HOUSE
Capricorn: *doesn't give a f*ck because they're listening to music*
Aquarius: *throws a party with a giant timer on the wall, counting down until the sun explodes*
Pisces: the world isn't even real man, find your inner self (SO DEEP)
