"boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"
-Samwise Gamgee, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The signs as potatoes:
Aries: potato fries
Taurus: boiled potato
Gemini: potato chip
Cancer: potato soup
Leo: baked potato
Virgo: hash brown
Libra: just an ordinary potato
Scorpio: rotten potato
Sagittarius: mashed potato
Aquarius: weirdass potato
Capricorn: raw potato
Pisces: tater tots
