Aries: chainsaw juggler
Taurus: knife thrower
Gemini: magician
Cancer: puppet master
Leo: ringmaster (OH THE IRONY)
Virgo: acrobat
Libra: tightrope walker
Scorpio: fire breather
Sagittarius: clown
Capricorn: contortionist
Aquarius: flying trapeze artist
Pisces: ribbon dancer
