Drfsh
-Pocket to Yaxi, from the otherside of the room: IF ANYONE SITS IN MY SEAT FUCKING BUM THEM
-Scarlet: Don't eat that. It's been in Grisps mouth and on the floor
Twin: BUT ITS MY PASTA EVERYONE KEEPS STEALING IT
Scarlet: You'll get sick if you eat it though
Twin: That's it? Seems worth it! *Eats three day old pasta that's been in someones mouth, thrown at people and been on the floor then instantly throws up*
Scarlet: I tried warning him...
Cancel: Ew that's fucking disgusting
DRDT
-Arei: If you do not shut your fucking mouth WITH YOUR BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD IN THE VERTEBRE IT'LL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH LIKE A PEZ DISPENCER
Whit: ALL I SAID WAS THAT I DONT LIKE MARKIPLIER
Arei: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION U TWAT. YOU LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER SHUT THE FUCK UP
Whit: BUT-
Arei: NO. LOBSTERS DONT TALK
-Hu Jing: Whit! Take that bottle out of your mouth immediately!
Whit: Hell no! Teruko said she'll buy me a slushie if I can put the whole of it in my mouth!
Rose: ..I'll also give you £5 if you do it
Whit: DEAL
Hu Jing: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
DRA/SDRA2
-Mitch: Holy fuckin shit. You mother fucking cock sucker
Haruhiko: HEY! Watching your mouth in front of our lord and saviour Jesus
-Iroha: What's taking Nikei so long in the toilet
Kanade: I told him i'd stop calling him gay if he put a bottle up his arse. Don't know if he's actually doing it but it's the thought that counts
Iroha: But.. Wouldn't that make him gayer?
Kanade: Yes! That's why I told him to do it
Nikei, running out the bathroom: THE CAPS STUCK IN MY ASSHOLE, HELP ME!
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So people don't have to ask, yes the last one actually happened. He's fine now but he was in the hospital for a while because of it. And I got yelled at by his parents for getting him to do it💀
