Pocket: Did you guys know one of the history teachers have a big red dildo in their classroom?
Yaxi: Oh, you mean the old witch down in LG06? The one that walked around eating a full tub of butter?
Pocket: Yeah, her!
Moraiteru: It's called big red! My form class were throwing it at people, then I stuck it on the back of her computer.
Yaxi: You think it's used?
Moraiteru: Probably. Her husband left her so she's going to need something to pleasure herself with.
Yaxi: Valid point.
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Syoubu: Who do you think would piss their pants while watching insidious?
Elora: The fuck kinda question's that?
Kaiya: Yan. I mean, just fucking look at the pussy!
Saiya: I agree with Kaiya! Even though Insidious isn't even scary.
Syoubu: That's true, but he nearly shits himself when ghosts are mentioned. Because, like Kaiya said, he's a pussy.
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Whit: Give him pubes!
Arei: Can I eat your pubes?
J: Have you ever tried to cut your pubes with scissors?
Veronika: No. I just fuckin' bite em off.
J: You- you BITE your pubes off?
Veronika: Duh, that's the most normal thing I do.
Whit: That's.. that's true.
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Kizuna: I mean, there's really sensitive topics in it. Self harm, suicide attempts, r@pe, death, pedophilia and lesbianism
Kiyoka: WHY DID YOU LIST LESBIANISM?? HOW IS BEING A LESBIAN AS BAD AS BEING A NONCE???
Kizuna: 🙂
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Kiyoshi: Emilia definitely cheeses on people
Emilia: What the fuck does "cheeses" mean?
Taka: When you piss, shit and throw up on someone!
Emilia: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT ON SOMEONE
Lyra: WHY WOULD YOU DO IT IN GENERAL?
Emilia: EXACTLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
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Hajime: I hope trump becomes president in your country
Emma: We don't have presidents
Hajime: Then I hope you get one. And that person is trump
Emma: Nah, we have prime-ministers. Our current one is an absolute king
*MONG
HE'S AN ASSHOLE
