Lets see sooo.......
-nonesense
-thicc? >_> ha ha haaaaaaa
So there you have it, two Kurloz FU- nah, nah, nah HoNk *COUGH*
There is that Kurloz, being bored out of its mind and decided to research stupid spell book?
To see wtf it happens, he managed to find a actual book with the title of "Fucked up & Thicc Spells", he thinks to himself that 'what a fuck it does exists this kind of book'.
He goes back up in to his room and takes the book with him, sets him self down with the book looking trough it.
~a few hours later of looking trough the damn book~
'This one should be interesting' thinks to himself.
-stay in front of a full view mirror
-cast the spell while looking at your self in the mirror
He starts to cast the spell on his reflection in the mirror: HiPpTrY hOpPitYy YoUr rEfLeCtIoN BeCoMeS nOw My tHicC PrOpErTy.
Mirror starts to actually glow a purple, he backs off a bit from the mirror he yeets the book somewhere across the room, from inside the mirror he sees himself coming out of it but something feels different about him there.. >_> it... it feels like... it feels like he is THICC!!!!!
The thicc kurloz looks in a sort of way to the other and then gets up on its feet.
'oh madafaking bulges it madafaking worked it out THERE IS A THICCER VERSION OF ME RIGHT THERE!!'
the other one: 'yeah well no shit it madafaking worked it out and yes i am madafaking THICC
than you troll stick'
The other gave a wtf look to the thicc version of him closen up the space between the other and pinned him to the wall 'you are going to be my bitch tonight kurlboi~' not even a 2 moments after said that, he grabbed him by the shoulders and threw him in bed.
'What the madafaking hell?' questions the thicc kurloz there, 'im gonna madafaking nook you till you wont be able to feel a single shit and not being able to walk around for quiet some time'.
And so the thicc kurloz nooked the other one in a way that he actually cant feel a single shit, and unable to walk around, then gamzee randomly came in and saw the thicc kurloz "WhAt ThE MoDaFaKiNg FUCK Is HaPpEnINg HeRe!?!?" then the thicc one and winked to gamzee and said 'ill get to you later ;0)'.
~THE-MADAFAKING-END~
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some clown book idk
Fanfictionim just writing there for my friends entertaiment despise my BAD english on the grammatical side of it, so hang in there with me pls. ANYWAY YALL JUGGS GET READY FOR SOMESTUPIDITY SOME LEMON SOME NONESENSE WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
