Bill Nye x God

bible study

i forgot to post on sunday lol my bad

bill was trying to focus on his bible study, but couldn't stop playing footsie with brother metcalf from under the table. brother metcalf looks up to bill and says "pop quiz. how many animals were on noah's ark." she smirks. bill nye was at a loss for words. "i- i- i-" he stutters "i don't know" brother metcalf gave a small chuckle. "you weren't paying attention we're you?" she grins. bill nye knew he couldn't lie in the house of god. "i'm sorry i was to encapsulated by your long skinny bony feet. and your squishy plump toes. you know i can't stand it when we do bible study barefoot." brother metcalf smiled and slyly looked up. his forest green eyes captured bills ocean blue ones. brother metcalf says. "oh how i've missed you bill." Brother Metcalf gently placed his long boney fingers on the sides of his past lovers cheeks. Bill quivered under her touch. He shouldn't want this but he couldn't say no. Brother Metcalf slowly stood up, leaning over the table. Bill Nye's legs betrayed him as he matched his Mistress height. Bill Nye slowly tilted his head, his eyes trailing down his cheek bones to his plump lips. The past lovers slowly leaned into eachother. then suddenly they heard a car skidding and abruptly stopping in the parking lot. the lovers jumped as the first french door slammed open. the man yelled "WHICH ONE OF YOU WHORES HAS BEEN SCREWING MY DREAMY WEAMY"