Bill Nye x God

shut up and drive 😜

I FORGOT AGAIN WHOOPS

Bill Nye sped down the interstate, cruising at 1000 miles per hour. The look of terror from his ex mistresses eyes burned in the back of his skull, he couldn't do this to her he skidded and abruptly stopped, flipping a u-ey. the angry discord kitten didn't see bill coming straight towards him and had no time to stomp on the breaks. Bill and George end up in the hospital from the head on collision, they lay on their death beds and suddenly *beeep* bill flatlines... then all of a sudden a beacon of light shines through his room window, Lil jeezy delicately falls to Bills bedside. "oh my love it is not your time" as he slowly rubbed his chest with vapor rub. then suddenly bill inhales sharply. he shouts "IM ALIVE! IM ALIVE!" he stops "but how?" he sees lil jeezy staring lovingly down at him. bill gasps "jeezy? love? baby. how long are you here?" jeezy sighs "i must leave now." suddenly the window flies open BAM and jeezys gone. bill starts a silent sob.

meanwhile in george's room *beeep* "CODE BLUE" a nurse shouts. everyone starts panicking and running around the room. and then a man shouts. "EVERYONE STOP" everyone is still. an entity in a dark green robe walks in. looks as if he's floating. he has... halos? around his head. he forces everyone out of the room. he leans over gogy wogy and delicately kisses his kitten meow meow. george gently opens his eyes and flutters his lashes. "dreamy weamy uwu? you saved me?" XD disappears in a green mist never to be seen again. george sobs uncontrollably, just like bill. they weren't so different after all.