The Silent Oblivious Type

The Job of a High School Host Part 1

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*We now hear a bell ringing and see haruhi and M/n in the library*

Haruhi:<groans>

M/n:Hmh

^We can see haruhi and M/n jogging in a hurry^

Haruhi:Were never going to hear the end of it if we show up late

M/n:Well we wouldn't be late if you had just finished studying at home when school ends

^We can see haruhi and M/n in front of the music room and haruhi opens the door and they peek in and see a tropical forest confusing them^

Haruhi:What's this? Where are we?

^We now see the host all dressed up in tropical clothes^

ALL:Welcome!

*When haruhi opened the door the whole place was decked out like a tropical paradise*

Haruhi:'Can you see this from heaven mom? This was the club we were forced to join'

^Toucan then lands on haruhi's head^

M/n:'Ooh snake <walks to snake and starts playing with it>'

H/K:Yall finally made it haruhi and M/n you both are so late

Haruhi:I could be wrong but my calendar still says it's early spring

Tamaki: huddling under a kotatsu table, fearing the cold is nonsense! and besides the heating system we have is...the best

Haruhi:<groans>

Kyoya:Do you have a problem with the way we run our Club, haruhi? be careful what you say you owe us eight million yen, remember?

Tamaki:Gentlemen don't bundle up in bulky clothing, it may be chilly early spring out there in the real world, but here at the club we want to surprise our chilly little kittens with a warm tropical paradise, oh yes we turned this place into nirvana a balming tropical island of everlasting summer!

Haruhi:That's funny because I feel a massive chill right now 

*Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school "Ouran Academy".The ouran host club is where the schools most handsomest boys, with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands.Just think of it as ourans elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful*

^The Host Club is now Open For Business^

Tamaki:What heartlessness even with my lustrous skin, shining like brilliant ivry exposed by my balinese king outfit im no more than a slave amoungs my goddess i kneel before you an swear my loyalty

R/g:Tamaki

R/g:Lucky

R/g:Oh Wow

Tamaki:Oh yes, i almost forgot to mention to you ladies next week the ouran host club is sponsoring a party

Haruhi:We're throwing a party?

R/g1:What kind of party is it going to be is it going to be formal

Hikaru:Yes in fact we rented the schools largest hall

Kaoru:It's the perfect place for dancing

Hikaru:But i really wanted to spend some alone time with you kaoru