Toni: hey look!! There's a dare for me!
Leo: am me.
Nathan: and for all of us.
Laura: can I leave yet?
Stacey: no, there's a dare for you and Tara. And another one for you.
Sam: everyone forgets Stacey and I. YES!!!
Leo: well, actually--
Sam: shut up.
Toni: first up for DaydreamLilac
To all of you, I dare you to put on bulletproof vests then knock on Maria's office door (or wherever she is) then when she opens it sing in very high, annoying tones, 'Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead!' Then run away.
Nathan: at least she was nice enough to include bulletproof vests.
Leo: um....we're going to need bullet proof ARMOR!!
Toni: got that!!
Stacey: she'll find a way around it.
Tarene: *sighs* we better get this over with.
Nathan: *already wearing his bulletproof vest* agreed.
Others: *get ready*
Laura: I don't have to do this do I?
Tarene: I do not think so.
Laura: good.
Stacey: let's just go.
Sam: I can't. And where is Maria?
Nathan: On the helicarrier in her office, thinking about what her next move should be.
Everyone: *looks at him weirdly*
Nathan: oh we've been texting.
Laura: Midgard is weird.
~~~~~~~~ON THE HEILCARRIER~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo: who's knocking?
Nathan: why did Sam get to stay behind?!
Toni: I'm not knocking.
Tarene: I will go back to Asgard and stay there if I have too.
Adaeze: why did I have to come?!
Stacey: because. And Adaeze should do it, she's the newbie!!
Adaeze: I hate you all.
Nathan: oh stuff it princess, you aren't in Wakanda anymore.
Adaeze: *growls, knocking on the door*
Maria: *opens up* what?
Everyone: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!
Maria: *pulls out taser, tases them all*
Heroes: *on floor twitching*
Maria: morons. *shuts the door*
~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo: let's read the one for Toni.
Sam: let's not.
Adaeze: what's the point of this again?
Toni: I agree.
Leo: From @ITSMEcookiecat
I dare Toni to steal her dads acahool and pore in 16 bottles and drink them all in 5 seconds
Toni: YES!! *runs off*
Tarene: Oh Odin help us now.
Laura: son of a Frost Giant
Tarene: you mean your father?
Nathan, Stacey, Adaeze, Leo, Sam: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laura: I hate you Thorsen.
Tarene: ThorDOTTIER!!!!!!
Toni: I'm back!!! *starts pouring shots*
Sam: the one for Leo is also from @ITSMEcookiecat
Oh and Leo steal your dads shield and suit and dress up as him and attack maria
Leo: well I already look like him. Why not right?
Sam: this will be good.
Adaeze: you said this started as a question book?
Leo: *walks away*
Toni: *starts chugging*
Nathan: chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!!!!
Toni: *finishes* Yes!! *stands up, stumbles*
Sam: uh....sweetie?
Toni: *passes out*
Leo: *walks back in* *looks at Toni, shrugs* I'll be at the Heilcarrier. Again. *sighs, walks away*
Nathan: *looks at Toni* is she okay?
Adaeze: she may suffer from alcohol poisoning.
Sam: Toni?! TONI!!!
Stacey: moving on!! For.......Laura?
Laura: me?!
Stacey: yea from @Avatar616.
Maria: *walks in, dragging a passed out Leo*
Adaeze: Everyone passes out here so easily
Maria: unless you have something important to say, LEAVE ME ALONE!! *drops him, walks away*
Laura: well that was pleasant.
Tarene: read my cousins dare.
Stacey: *reads it, blushes darkly*
Laura: what is it? *looks over, eyes widen* no. I don't like anyone.
Tarene: you are incapable of loving!
Laura: that is untrue!!!
Tarene: it is!! you are incapable of loving, compassion, and giving a dam about anyone!!! You claim to have feelings cousin? I say thee is wrong.
Laura: nay cousin. You just don't know me well enough.
Adaeze: last one if from HowlettTwins
Nathan: AH!!!!!
Tarene: *rolls her eyes* read it.
Adaeze: Laura, Tara, I dare you two to be in the same room for 24 hours, no arguing, death threats, or fighting! Oh! And you have to be listening to Romantic Music
Laura: I hate Midgard
Tarene: I hate you.
Both: *growl*
Nathan: come on you two. *grabs a radio, pushes them in a room, locks it*
Adaeze: can't she break out? Judging by Tarene's strength and size, not to add in Laura's skill in magic---
Nathan: they'll be fine.
Adaeze: send in your questions I suppose. I don't know how this goes.
Sam: ANTONIA!!!
Nathan: bye!!
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