Ask the New Avengers

Life is hard

Leo: Hey.........

Tarene: Hey...............

Leo: Hi.....

Tarene:.........Hi.

Sam: your kidding me right?

Toni: BOOOOOO

Nathan: saddest thing ever

Leo:.......Hi.

Tarene:.........hey.

Adaeze: Pietro is supposed to come over, if anyone cares or is listening.

Pietro: *speeds in* Wazzup!?

Nathan: LEAVE!

Pietro: harsh.

Toni: ANYWHOO THESE IDIOTS ARENT HERE TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LIFE!!

Tarene:..........hello.

Leo:......*blushes* hi

Toni: ugh. You two make me sick. 

Nathan: we only have three today

Sam: maybe they were in the Christmas spirit.

Adaeze: perhaps. 

Leo: so.....

Tarene: so.......

Sam:......*gag*

Nathan: all three are from @Avatar616 

Pietro: heylook!!! Ones for Mister Stark!! Illgethim!!! *speeds off* 

Nathan: show off.

Stacey: *scoffs* oh says you.

Tony: Quicksliver said you needed me?

Toni: this person is saying you're Hiro Hamada.

Tony: that little punk copied me okay!?! I was around before he was, I was the one who built awesome AIs and Iron Suits before this copycat did, JARVIS technically didn't die, and that kid copied me, not the other way around!!!

Stacey: so your admitting your old? 

Tony: shut it Barton. That kid copied me!! Not the other way around got it?! 

Toni: sure Dad. 

Tony: Baymax wasn't even his $&$):(?! creation!! It was his brothers!! JARVIS and Iron Man, IS MY GODDAMM CREATION!!!

Everyone:............

Toni: wow dad, jealous much? 

Tony: IM NOT *interuppted by call* crap it's your mom. Gotta take this. *walks out* 

Tarene: who was he talking to? 

Nathan: dunno. I mean, any of our moms calling Stark is bad news for him. 

Stacey: *reads the next one* Crrrraap. 

Nathan: what? 

Stacey: gotta spend time with dad. And we can't use our arrows. 

Pietro: visit Starling City, I know a guy who knows this guy who can hook you up. 

*crickets chirp* 

Tarene: I...like your hair today. 

Leo: yeah....I like yours too. 

Nathan: JUST KISS ALREADY!!! 

Tarene: 😑

Leo: 😐

Clint: why don't we go to that ice cream place you like?

Stacey: and then the circus!?

Clint: No. Never go to a circus. They. Are. Evil.

Stacey: but Dad...

Clint: No!! And avoid your uncle Barney too.

Stacey: 😧

Clint: Now come on. Let's go. I'll invite a friend of mine too.

Stacey: who?

Clint: Bobbi Morris. She's looking forward to meeting you.

Nathan: The SHIELD Agent? 

Leo: Mockingbird?

Clint: yeah. Her.

Stacey: Okay.....?

Nathan: They better not use their arrows. Or bows.

Leo: I doubt they will. Now, next one.

Toni: @TheRealWolf asks Thor, how many pop tarts can you eat before you cannot eat anymore? Tarene?

Tarene: My father has a mighty appetite, rivaled only by his fury in battle. He can eat many pop tarts without stopping, considering they offer no nutritional value. I personally dislike them.

Nathan: How do you not like poptarts?

Tarene: I just don't like them.

Toni: booooo!!!

Tarene: 😡

Sam: well, please send in your questions!!

Toni: and dares!!

Leo: please just questions. Seriously. Please.

*~*~*~*~*On Stacey and Clint's bonding experience*~*~*~*~*~

Clint: Stacya, this is your m--I mean this is Bobbi.

Bobbi: Hi!!

Stacey: Dad, are you using me as pity bait so you can get laid?

Clint: Stacey, if I wanted to get laid, I probably wouldn't mention that I have a daughter.

Stacey: ugh. Boys are disgusting.

Bobbi: you get used to them sweetie.

Stacey: No, I don't think I ever will...

Clint: Now! Who's up for the arcade.

Bobbi: How old are you?

Stacey: he's like seven at heart. That makes me the grownup in the family.

Clint: oh HA HA HA very funny little missy. Don't think I won't ground you.

Stacey: Now that's funny. I've only been grounded like, twice in my life, and one was by Tasha. Because I was a traitor baby or something.

Bobbi: traitor baby?

Clint: oh yeah, I remember that.

Bobbi: what was the second one?

Stacey: Tony didn't like the way I was looking at him.

Bobbi: how old were you?

Stacey: like seven.

Bobbi: oh....

Stacey: Dad, how long does she have to be here?

Clint: the whole 48 hours.

Stacey: *groans* this is going to be a long two days.