Leo: Okay, this is getting a little...sad.
Adaeze: I find it suprising we have not found anything else to do instead of this.
Tarene: I got Maria out of jail.
Toni: well it's about time. People were starting to question it.
Nathan: Phil kept calling.
Stacey: Phil?
Nathan: Coulson.
Toni: uh, isn't his first name "Agent"?
Leo: who's first name is Agent?
Toni: who's middle name is Peggy?
Leo: GUYS I TOLD YOU ITS JAMES-MARGARET!! My full name is Leonardo James Margaret Rogers. OKAY!!
Tarene: so Nathan lied then? It isn't just Peggy?
Leo: yes, he did.
Nathan:....how dare you accuse me of something that is totally and completely a hundred percent true.
Adaeze: Perhaps we should get started?
Tarene: right. From @Faunathefaun
Hello I am fauna I will sometimes ask questions and sometimes dares. Today is a dare! I dare tony and pepper to make out for an hour straight in front of all of u (including Maria and ur parents and adaeze or however u spell it sorry bobcat can't spell right sometimes as I am using a iPad :/) peace u grass people that sound deliciously.
Adaeze: congratulations on my name Fauna.
Toni: ugh...this is gonna be weird.
Nathan: so what if Tony and Pepper say--
Pepper: I CANT BELEIVE YOU TONY!!
Tony: I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHOOSE MURDOCK AND NELSON!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THEM!?
Pepper: why don't you ask your Science bro? HES THE ONE WHO RECOMMENDED THEM!!
Tony: CURSE YOU BRUCE!!
Toni: I don't think they're in a lovey dovey mood right now.
Clint: *crunchs on a pickle* definitely not.
Stacey: AH!! Dad, when the hell did you get here!?
Clint: oh I've been here. Leo you have a weird name.
Leo: -.-
Tarene: Fauna, why don't you--
Pepper: MATT PROMISED HED HELP ME WIN CUSTODY!!
Tony: LIKE HELL HE WILL!!
Tarene: >.> As I was saying, Fauna because Mister and Miss Stark seem to be in a fighting mood, I hope you can--
Tony: I WILL BURY MURDOCK AND NELSON ALIVE!!
Pepper: BACK OFF TONY!!
Tarene: grrrr........
Clint: uh oh *finishes pickle quickly, grabs jar, runs off*
Nathan:........the pickles..... :(
Tony: SHES MY DAUGHTER!!
Pepper: NO SHES--
Tarene: ENOUGH!! Take your fighting SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! >:/
Tony and Pepper:...........
Tarene: *takes a deep breath* my apologies. Fauna, please take these cookies (::) (::) (::) (::) and also have a free trip around Stark Tower.
Toni:............well that argument was Hawkward.
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Ask the New Avengers
FanfictionToni, Sam, Leo, Tara, Nathan and Stacey (plus Adaeze;sometimes) have put up a website where you can ask them any question you like. Some of them will take dares. So ask away. No question is too weird!! (Well it is, but you know) Ask those questio...
