Preggers

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Liam's POV

Sunday morning. I woke up and took a lot of peoples advice. I went to get a haircut. I asked the guy if he could get rid of the long edges and make it fluffy.

I walked back into the house when I heard this coming from the living room. "You can't strike children on their bare buttocks with razor-sharp bamboo sticks. Well, to them, I say, yes, yes we cane." "Hey, Finn. You're gonna wanna see this." I said without my eyes leaving the tv screen.

"What?" He asked walking in. "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me." His mouth dropped. "Why would they give her a segment on the local news?" He asked. "Well that ruined the chances of me watching the news ever again." I spoke turning off the tv.

* * *

Glee club was a disaster. I was sitting on the piano top next to Rachel. Mr. Schue was handing out sheet music. Rachel spoke out again.

"This isn't the right key."

"No, it's actually the right key." Mr. Schue said. "This is the alto part." Rachel tried to think it was a joke. It wasn't. "Yup, Tina is doing the solo." Tina had a big smile on her face, I've never seen her smile before.

"I'm sorry. There must be some sort of mix-up. I made it very very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me. Maria is my part. Natalie Wood was a Jew, you know. I've had very deep, personal connection to this role since the age of one." She complained again.

"I'm trying to shake things up a bit, get us out of our boxes." Mr. Schue tried to explain. "Your trying to punish me." Rachel spoke again. "I think your being irrational." He tried again. "I think your being unfair." She almost screamed. "I think your being unfair to Tina, who might be happy getting her first solo."

"Tina knows how much I respect her, I think she would agree that she's not ready for such an iconic role as Maria." Rachel spoke once again back. "Wait. I'm a jet." Mercedes jumped in. Rachel stormed out.

"The more times she storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has." Artie added. "What is this? The fifth time this week?" I asked.

"Congratulations Tina." Mr. Schue ignored us.

We all gave Tina big thumbs up and smiles.

* * *

Football practice was a bust. Coach made us jump over each other while rolling. I almost broke a rib. I met up with Puck and started to walk over to Finn.

"So, are you two an item now, or..?" Puck asked. "Dude." I said hitting his pads. "What? He doesn't belong here." He said defensively.

"You joined Acafellas, what's the difference?" Finn asked. "He's gotta point, man." I spoke up. "I'm a stud dude, I'd wear a dress to school and people would think it's cool." Coach Ken ended our conversation by blowing his whistle.

"Everyone take a knee, now. Six games, our kicker Mr. Langenthal, missed is zero for 12 in field goal attempts. As most of you statistically-minded people know, THAT SUCKS! So Mr. Langenthal, will now be in charge of hydration services. The next player who can get a football between those uprights will get his job." He finished.

Kurt came hoping in. "Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker." Some of the guys started to laugh at that.

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