My book of Sodapack stuff

💙Incorrect quotes because they're awesome and I don't have inspo yet💙

I wouldn't be YTCat if there weren't any incorrect quotes. So yeah here ya go!

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Bryce: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine. 

Liam: Marry me. 

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Liam: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. 

Bryce: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?

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Bryce: I've only had Liam for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. 

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Bryce: Why would I flip my shit about that? 

Liam: Because you flip your shit about everything. 

Bryce: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.

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Liam: Why do you hang out with me? 

Bryce: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! 

Liam: ... 

Liam: I feel a bit sorry for you. 

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Liam: Life could be worse, Bryce. 

Bryce: Life could be a lot better too! 

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Bryce: What is the one thing I told you not to do? 

Liam: Burn the house down. 

Bryce: And what did you do? 

Liam: I made dinner. 

Bryce: 

Liam: 

Bryce: 

Liam: And burnt the house down. 

Literally when Bryce asked Liam to keep an eye on his egg to not let it burn tho💀

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Bryce: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake. 

Liam: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear. 

Bryce: ... 

Bryce: You mean ring bearER, right? 

Liam: ... 

Bryce: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. 

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Liam: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. 

Bryce: This is a lie. 

Bryce: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. 

Bryce: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS-

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Liam: Are you trying to seduce me? 

Bryce: Why, are you seducible? 

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Liam: Bryce, you love me, right? 

Bryce: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

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Liam: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Bryce is? Because Bryce is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

I can imagine Liam being drunk and telling all of this to Texty and Texty's just like "Bitch just fucking make out with him already"

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Liam: Look, last night was a mistake. 

Bryce: A sexy mistake. 

Liam: No, just a regular mistake.

Bryce legit being proud he fucked Liam lmao- 

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Liam: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. 

Bryce: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations. 

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Bryce: Is something burning? 

Liam, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 

Bryce: Liam, the toaster is literally on fire. 

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Bryce: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things. 

Liam: Hi, I'm 'things'.

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Bryce: I'll offer you some friendly advice- 

Liam: I don't want your advice. 

Bryce: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice. 

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Liam: *closes a cabinet* 

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* 

Bryce: What was that? 

Liam: The sound of someone else's problem. 

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Liam: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. 

Bryce: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. 

Bryce, right after Liam leaves the room: I miss him already.

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Liam: I need you to come meet me. And come alone.

Bryce: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Ok that's it for now shhsjdhen bye-