I despise you ♥ (Edmundxreader)

Chapter four

When Peter emerged from the bottom, he was carrying an inordinately small individuel. I wasn't gonna say anything because well short people exist. Plus I wasn't looking at him. I'd like to say that I was just zoning out, but nah.

My eyes were strongly fixated at Ed, drenched and with the sun shining, damn mans is literally glowing.

Anyways soo, I looked back at the comically small man in front of me. He was staring deep into my soul, thank god he was the only one looking at me. He didn't say anything, he was simply staring. So i said "what?" he let out a huffing sound and answered "nothing".

"Why were they trying to kill you anyways?" Lusy says breaking the silence."They are telmarines, it's what they do." the man answered. "Telmarines? In Narnia?" Edmund asked surprised, "where have you been for the last hundred years?" he asked us. "It's a bit of a long story" Lusy said while Susen handed back Peter's sword.

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me, you're it? You're the kings and queens of old?" the smaller man asked. Peter practically jumped forward to say "High king Peter, the magnificent '', bringing out his right hand.

"You probably could have left the last bit off," Susen suggested. "Yeah," the man said, laughing.

"Wait but if you're the kings and queens, then what are you?" the man said pointing at me. "Confused." i said it faster then i would've liked. "their... erm a friend" Susen said, "you know classic wrong place wrong time situations." I explained hoping he'd just let it go. "There's no wrong place or wrong time with Aslande" he said with a hint of irritation. "Jez ok, then you explain why I'm here, cuz I sure as hell don't know" I was sounding a bit defensive at this point. "Alright then".

"But you're all children, how are you gonna fight for us?" the little man said, and honestly he has a lot of nerve for someone who just got pushed out of a boat. "You'd be surprised" Peter said pulling forward his sword, "oh you don't wanna do that now boy" the man said. "Not me, him" Peter then said, and handed him the sword, after Edmund pulled out his sword.

The battle started and the shorter one started swinging like it was nothing, Edmund was barley dodging the swings being thrown his way.

Dang those people are insane, and not in the cool way, they are straight up insane.

The man gets a hit at Edmunds nose, not fatal though. Lusy screamed his name out, and I was not as nice a person, as I laughed, not loudly and very briefly. Still it got the attention of Lusy, who shot me a look as if I just shot him myself.

Anyways they continue fighting and (insert intense fighting scene, dont lie youve seen it a hundred times). At the end Edmund strikes a strange pose, as if to intimidate the small man, hitting his sword away. He really did just look like he was trying to make his ass look bigger, i'm not saying it didn't work i'm just saying it looked a bit strange.

"Beards and breadsticks. So the horn really did work." the little man fell to his knees in defeat. I'm still not following whatsoever but it's too late to start asking questions now.

"What horn?" Susan askes.

An: I'm really sorry that it's been so long, I just haven really had a lot of motivation. Not to make excuses or anything. But anyways, I am going on vacation for the next four weeks, so don't expect too much from me. I will try to get another chapter out though.