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"you know that girl Becky?" 

"Yes wh-" 

"Shut the fuck up um yeah she is hooking up with your ex you know" 

"bro which ex?" I said with a confused look 

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHICH EX?" Kate said yelling with a very confused look

"what?" Wilbur said looking at me in shock 

"what you guys don't think i have had past relationships HA" I said moving the blankets off my lap 

"so i had Jane/James and they were my Girlfriend/boyfriend they moved cries and then Jared he was the worst one, he cheated on me and yeah thats really it" I said looking up at Kate and Wilbur as the twins made eye contact 

"Jared Coal?" Kate said with a shocked face 

"er Yes?" I said looking very confused 

"BITCH THAT MAN IS NOT A NICE MAN HE STEALS GIRLS AND BOYS ANYONE HE IS A PLAY BOI" Kate said in a rage 

"BITCH LIKE I DON'T KNOW THAT" I yelled back as we had this little argument Chandler just stared in shock

"Jesus people are weird anyway it is Jared ugh and yeah thats it" Chandler said with a slight smile 

"Oh yeah um get changed bitch i bought you some clothes and a tote bag cause i am nice right?" 

"Oh yes yes thank you very much Chandler" I said getting up to go get changed 

"AND AFTER THIS WE NEED TO GO TO THE MALL K?" Chandler yelled after me 

"YEP" I said walking into the bathroom and getting change into a hoodie and sweatpants (or whatever u want idc:)  )

when i walked back out Chandler was circling Wilbur like a shark 

"Hmmm not bad height, sense of fashion ok not as good as me or my sister not the youngest one, hair descent looking, eyes" Chandler said squatting down to Wilbur's eyes 

"Hmmm nice"Chandler said standing back up 

"Bro what the fuck are you trying to intimidate him?" I said confused as fuck 

"no no just checking him out too see if he's a.............. bitch boy" Chandler said all this while staring at Wilbur 

"Ok? just because you are 6'7 (2.0066M) doesn't mean you can terrorise my friends" I said walking over to them 

"wow you have friends nice ok thanks you two um sorry for invading your house i am "sorry" uh lets go y/n" Chandler said walking to the door 

"Alright? um thanks so much see you gu-" 

"I CAN'T OPEN THIS BLOODY DOOR AHHHH" Chandler screamed from the door 

"OH MY GOD CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SAY GOODBYE! um sorry thanks guys see you tomorrow" I said giving Kate a hug and them kind of awkwardly Wilbur a hug  still having flashbacks from what he did 

"Ill g-get the d-door" Wilbur said walking to the door with me 

"err hey buddy?" Chandler said pointing at Wilbur with a very awkward smile 

"Wilbur its Wilbur" he said kind of awkwardly 

"Wilbur nice nice well thank you" Chandler said stepping out the door 

"see you in class" I said following Chandler to the car 

"Y-yeah u-um bye y-y/n" Wilbur said waving goodbye as i got in the car 

"BYE Y/N!" Kate said yelling 

"Bye" I said as Chandler drove off 

"We are quirky, we are fun, we are gay, i need to make a pun, but guess what WE ARE QUIRKY i am sad i am very sad" Chandler sung while driving to the mall

"Wha" I said looking at him with a very concerned look 

"bitch i am a very quirky man thank you" Chandler said looking for a car park 

"yeah i guess" I said getting ready to get out of the car 

"alright lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Chandler yelled slamming his car door 

"DON'T SLAM THE CAR DOORS" I yelled in a joking manner he opened him mouth and locked the car 

"ugh unbelievable CHILD" He said staring at me and walking to the entrance  

"watch out for the-" I started 

*THUD*
"Pole" 

"AH fuck that really hurt" Chandler said turning to me with a very red nose 

"HAHAHAHA" I said uncontrollably laughing 

"Shut up lets get this done with" Chandler said starting to walk away 

"HOLY FUCK WAIT FOR MEEEE" I said running after him 

"C'mon y/n your soo slow AH" Chandler yelled as i jumped and hit his head 

"HAHAHA whatttt" I said as he just stared at me the duration of the time we were walking to target 

"terget" He said walking in and going straight to the kitchen ware 

"why kitchen ware?" I said very confused 

"I need new PAN's" He yelled 

"bro shut up" 

After half an hour of walking around looking for the "right pan" we finally found the holy pan he wanted after another 30mins of buying clothes and complaining how "nothing is gay anymore" because pride is over we made our way to the check out and left Target 

"Why did we take so long?" I said looking up at him 

"cause i'm me and you are you and we should never hang out together because we take nearly an hour to do one simple thing isn't that correct y/n?" 

"Yes yes it is but it would worse if Missy was here" I said 

"True true um what now hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" 

"oh there's Jamie" I said pointing to the blonde dude who was indeed Jamie and he was also looking at me to see if it WAS me and guess what is was me wow 

"Y/n L/n is that you??" Jamie said pointing at me as we got closer 

"Indeed it is" I said stepping in front of him  

"and is that *gasp* Chandler Y/L/N oh my lordy lord and is Missy here cause that would be hell on wheels" He finished looking behind us 

"Yep it is me and no Missy is thankfully not here" Chandler said looking behind himself just in case 

"Cool cool were you at someones house you look so fuckin tired" Jamie said with a very confused look 

"Er yeah i was at Kate's and Will's house why?" I said 

"Huh Wilbur's been weird he keeps giving me the stink eye like i did something wrong and he came up to me and said are you and y/n a thing i was like ew wtf no their pretty but not my type and thats it but he keeps looking at me like really weird" Jamie said looking back at me 

"Oh shit ill ask him about it tomorrow" I said looking very concerned 

"K see ya" He said walking away 

"Bye" I said walking away to the exit. As we got in the car Chandler asked me 

"Is Wilbur into you?" 

"Idk probably" 

"Slay" He said starting the car and singing as we got home i went to  my room watched YouTube till dinner and went to sleep happily 

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