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Besides me beating up Jared and now being labeled as "THE BADASS BITCH BEATER" which i love so much or "THE JARED SHOOTER" Which is also very funny see news in my school goes around very quickly so whenever i walk past people they always stare at me cause well i beat up a dick in school what do you expect? 

So my brother Chandlers birthday is tomorrow and Chandler told me to B R I N G    T H E     S I M P  so i am going to  B R I N G  T H E   S I M P   so i walked around the school looking for the   S I M P  and finally i found him 

"Wilbyyyyy ahh" I said as i gave him a hug and he hugged me back  

"Hello lovely y/n what are you up to on this fine morning?" Wilbur said giving me his signature cute goofy smile 

"Nothing much but i have an offer for you so Chandlers 21st is tomorrow and he wanted to invite you and for you to meet my family so what do you say?" I said giving my winning smile so i can get what i want most of the time hehe 

"Really? meet y-your family? like all of them?" He said with a bit on panic in his voice 

"Oh Will it will only be me, Chandler, Missy and Dad then he's going out to the pub it will go for like 2 hours ok? you'll be fine please he really wants you there"  I said with a slightly winy voice so i sounded a bit desperate so i can once again get my way >:) 

"Umm fine if you insist" Wilbur said trying to make it sound like he wouldn't enjoy it but i knew he would because its my family how couldn't you 

"YES ill tell him al he'll be OVER the moon so come at noon ok?" I said smiling and grabbing his hand and squeezing it because i was very happy he was FINALLY  going to meet my family 

DING DING 

"oof well see you later and ill text you my address later ok? bye bye" I said giving Wilbur a hug and leaving to my first three lessons of the day which were Boring, Boring and slightly boring so i went on and worked until R E C E S S 

"Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNN" i heard Jamie yell at me from across the cafeteria 

"JAMIEEEEE" I yelled back and walked fast to him cause i can when i reached him and slapped him LIGHTLY don't cry please jk and we just talked about really dumb shit like once again eating typods  and eating babies for the people who don't want them just like 

"Oh yeah ma'am ill eat your baby for you" as a joke or not? UwU

DING DING 

Time for more lessons so i survived those lessons and survived Lunch because i kind of just hung out with Wilbur most of the time because he ma boo ( I AM SORRY) 

TIME SKIP TO SATURDAY AKA THE NEXT DAY 

I woke up and went down stairs to start making Chandler pancakes because he's the birthday boy (HEHEH Pan-cakes) 

"BABY SIBLING MAKING ME PANCAKES ON MY BIRTHDAY I AM SO LUCKY" He said sounding super happy because i am amazing at cooking (or not UwU but ik i am) 

we all kind of vibed and i got him some nice gay stuff because why not and hes y'knwo and some cooking stuff because he likes to cook and i like to take care of my brother because once again believe it or not he IS my brother 

After a while of talking i heard a knock knock  on the door and ran because i knew I KNEW it was Wilbur and long behold it was my Wilbur, Simpbur or known as  T H E      S I M P  and he had on a bright yellow jumper (or sweater for you weirdos who call it that) black jeans and a red beanie with shoes on because were weird but not THAT weird like that a whole other level of weird like discord mod sitting in  mums basement eating only chips and not talking a showing in 5 days and simping over any E-girl on twitch 

"Hello y/n" He said giving me a hug and a kiss on the forehead which when he walked in and i turned around he just stood there so i looked over to see Chandler STARING AT HIM because he gave me a lil kiss on the forehead (we LOOOVE brothers) so i stared back at him with the same energy

"Whhaaaaaaaaat" He said in response to me staring at him 

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT" I replied mocking him because why the fuck not 

"Hmmm hey Wilbur how are you?" Chandler said being nice

"Um y-yeah i'm good also happy birthday" Wilbur said giving a sheepish smile because he was probably scared shit less  

"Aw thanks mate who told you was it them" Chandler said pointing to me and laughing 

"I will beat you" i said to Chandler as i went to the kitchen to grab some glasses and i told Will to take a seat and my dad will be out soon and i saw more panic in his eyes because its my dad and he's my boyfriend, dad, boyfriend yeah his little child has a boyfriend not a good mix unless idk 

"Y/n do you know where the cat iss" I heard Missy say in a winy voice as she came down the stairs and when she got down she just stared at Wilbur 

"'the cat' has a name and she might be in my room or the laundry idk be creative" I said giving her a smile as i went back to pouring myself a drink 

"Fiiiiiiiine who's this?" Missy said pointing to Wilbur 

"My boyfriend?" I told her being confused because i have told her about him lots of times and shown her photos 

"OOOOH THIS IS HIM?" Missy said sounding like she just solved a murder 

"YEEEEAH" I said in the same tone as her 

"Cool i'm going to find Misty see ya" She said walking upstairs to go get my cat? bit weird but ok 

"You have a cat?" Wilbur said with hope in his eyes 

"Yeah Misty my grey cat" I said happily because cats just cats 

"Heyy birthday boy, hey kiddo" My dad said walking in and rubbing my head and did the same to Chandlers 

"Ow" I said very late after 

"Bitch that did not hurt" Chandler said 

"Fuck off" I said drinking 

"Hello you must be Wilbur" My dad said shaking Wilburs hand and we all bonded, after the party Will and i went to the park and Chandler went to the pub to see his friends 

A/N 

HEY sorry for any grammar mistakes i wrote most of this at 6 in the morning before school because i'm good like that hehe 

also sadly the next chapter  will be the last of this book DON'T CRY I KNOW but all good things have to come to an end but BUT i am going to write a new book ik ik 

i have a discord server if your interested Luv ya, stay cool or warm, eat, drink 

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