Barney's Still Got It

These damn squirrels. These darned, disgusting rodents. I've just been tasked to take care of all the holes that's just been appearing all around Silverglade thanks to all these devilish groundhogs. I look down the hole. It's freshly dug, and surprisingly deep. I see a glimpse in the darkness. Was that a groundhog? I quickly jump head-first down the tunnel to try to get a hold of the little demon, but it quickly escapes further down with a giggle. Well, it was worth a try I think to myself. As I wiggle right to left to get out, I realize that I am stuck, like a porn star in a dishwasher. Why did I even do such a stupid thing; why did I dive down a hole, knowing the absolute dump truck of an ass I possess? I sigh and curse. Before I get the chance to try to call for help, I hear heavy steps approaching from behind.

"Need help sweetheart?" A thick southern accent poses a question that sends shivers down my spine.

"Could you help me get out?" I ask, the panic creeping into my voice at the thought of the vulnerable position that I have found myself in. "Just grab onto my legs and pull!"

He chuckled softly "Whatever you say sugar"

Suddenly I felt a pair of large hands, calloused from years of hard work, caress my thighs.

"What are you doing?!" I tried to make my voice sound angry, but his touch made me shudder and rid my complaints of all credibility. My brain yelled at me to kick, to scream, to do anything at all, but my body gave in to the desires of the flesh and went completely slack.

"Have you done it before?" Barney whispered sensually, Holding a firm grip of my ass.

"Done what before?" I asked, very confused at what was going on.

"Fucked with a dick of tremendous size" He chuckled. I heard a zipping sound and a grunt. "I've made many women pregnant with my thick seed" I felt his hands pulling off my pants.

"I'm a virgin.." I blushed, happy Barney couldn't see my magma-red face.

"Don't worry, sweetheart. I can be gentle with you."

Suddenly I snap out of it. What the fuck am I getting myself into? Surely, I could not take Barneys' huge cock if it lived up to his promise of it being of tremendous size. Besides, did I really want to live with the knowledge that my virginity was taken whilst stuck in a hole on some smelly carrot field?

"Wait!" I exclaim, kicking with my legs to try and loosen Barney's firm grip of my ass.

"Please, just help me get out. This is not a porno."

Barney sighed, but obliged.

"Don't play dumb, miss." He grunts before continuing "I can tell that you've been glancing on my cock for the past weeks, you know. You've not been very subtle. I'm sure you've been imagining all the things my cock could do to you.... How it would feel up your tight pussy..."

He tightens his grip of my ass.

"A favor for a favor" he proposes. "I'll help you out... and, well, you'll help me out."

I sighed and gave in to carnal urges. I felt desperate, as if I was a dog in heat– a bitch desperate for cock.

"Fine", I said grumpily, trying to hide the true lust behind my voice. He grunted, and I could hear he was smiling. His hands still on my buttocks, I could feel his grip tighten. His dirty nails dug into my clothes and skin, and he quickly yanked them off in a single motion. The remains of my pants fell to the ground, completely torn apart. I was going to yell at him for ruining my jeans, but I was busy being embarrassed about my completely exposed ass.

I could feel him stiffening as he adjusted his hips against my ass.

"Just relax and it will go just fine, miss" he grunted and pushed in.