It was another humid day in Imp City. The red sky weighed down on the citizens, and the employees of I.M.P. we're sat in a meeting.
"Alright, we're getting a shitton of clients and we're not killing people fast enough. What should we do?" Blitzo explained.
Millie and Moxxie were brainstorming ideas, while Loona was messaging her friends on some kind of messaging app.
"How about we make this an express service?" Millie suggested. "You'd be surprised how fast I can kill someone."
"Millie, that's gonna be difficult with only 4 employees. That's the problem we have in the first place." Blitzo grumbled.
"What about accepting less people's requests?" Loona asked, eyes fixed on her phone.
"Um, that goes against the aim of the company." Moxxie countered.
"Shut up, fatty." Loona mumbled.
Frustrated, Blitzo slammed his fists on the table.
"Come on people!" he shouted. "Surely it's not that hard to come up with suggestions!"
"Sir, the solution is simple. We just need more employees." Moxxie responded calmly. "If we simply hired more people, we could serve more clients and kill people much faster."
"Hm. Good thinking, Mox." Blitzo agreed. "We just need to know who to hire."
"How about Stolas?" Millie proposed.
"Fuck no!" Blitzo yelled in response. "Plus, besides, there's a ton of murderers out there. It'll be easy to find one."
"Should I start making flyers, sir?" Moxxie asked.
"No, I'll just find some rando on the streets and I'll find out if they're a murderer or not." Blitzo replied. "I'm sure I'll find someone in no time."
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One Helluva Time (Eddsworld x Helluva Boss)
FanfictionTW: Violence, gore, swearing, innuendos, use of weapons, use of alcohol, smoking, depression, mentions of suicide -also some EddMatt and TomTord shipping too- (sequel to Hell Is My World (Eddsworld x Hazbin Hotel) on my old account - kcoupe) A while...
