Me, okay everyone today you will react to harry.
Voldemort, why?
Me, because I said so also it will reveal secrets harry has kept from everyone.
Lucius, he has secrets?
Me, yes everyone does.
Now does anyone have any questions?
Snape, I do. Why are we going to react to a spoiled brat?
Me, shut up let's start.
Snape, WHY IS HE WITH PETUNIA DURSLEY?
me while covering my ears, he was left there by dumb as a door.
Bellatrix, why did you cover your ears?
Me, I hate loud noises I have dealt with it for years and my ears are now sensitive.
Snape, oh, sorry.
Me, it's okay.
Voldemort, why are you showing us this again?
Me, because you need to realise that Harry isn't spoiled and has had a hard life now let's watch another video.
Voldemort, why does draco care? And why does potter want to die? I mean if he kills himself that makes life easier for me.
Me, 1 because draco and harry are actually dating. 2 because of someone trying to kill him and all the abuse he went through. Also it won't because you will die as well as he is a horror and if he dies you die. (My au)
Everyone was shocked.
Me, okay next.
Snape, what the fuck is wrong with the.?
Me, I don't know.
Voldemort, wait so he really is abused.
Me, yes. Also does anyone want to see another video about drarry?
Lucius, fine.
Me, okay
Lucius, seriously?
Me, yes it's cute.
Any suggestions?
Narcissa, do they have kids if so can we watch a video about them?
Me, yes and sure.
Narcissa, awww they are so cute.
Lucius, yez they are.
Voldemort, can we react to something that makes harry join the dark side if he does?
Me, sure.
Voldemort, those people are so rude.
Me, yes they are.
Voldemort, is there a second part?
Me, yes.
Bellatrix, that's cute.
Lucius, do they celebrate Christmas draco and harry?
Me, I think so give me a second.
Everyone, that's cute.
Me, okay you all need to go now.
If was writing this while my mother was yelling a lot and now I have a headache. I swear my mum yells for no reason at all.
She doesn't give two shits about me all she cares about are my brothers. My mum doesn't even realise how much pain I am in and doesn't realise how her words hurt.
Two things she has said to me is that she wished she only had boys meaning she wishes she didn't have me. The second thing is calling me a stupid bitch.
Anyway see you next time.
