Chapter 7: Idiots

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General POV

2 months before last chapter

Montana and Cleveland were doing a small check-up on the Falcon which had sustained minor damage from being shot at by multiple types of guns.

Cleveland: Everything looks fine, only concern is the fuel for the hyperdrive.

Montana: We'll work it out. C'mon Cleve, Linc's probably done with his joy ride in that P-51 now.

As the couple walked away from the hangar they heard footsteps and the sound of someone calling for Alex reached his ears, but he recognized that idiotic voice anywhere.

Missouri: ALEX!!! YO ALEX!!!

Montana: Oh crap.

Cleveland: What?

Montana: It's those idiots from the Infinity.

Lincoln: What?

Lincoln then walked into frame while he was looking for Montana.

Lincoln: What's up?

Montana: Those stupid bastards from a few nights ago are back.

Pearl: They followed us here?!

Cleveland: Apparently.

Montana: Alright, all of you on me. Let's kick their asses.

They moved into position and saw 'Missouri' looking for Alex. Montana and Cleveland then jumped followed by Pearl and Lincoln.

Lincoln: REACH FOR THE SKY!!!

Montana: Hands up! You're surrounded!

'Missouri': Well well, if it isn't the USS Montana and his little family.

Pearl: Alright give it up asshole, there's no escape.

Cleveland: What she means is drop your weapons and de summon your riggings, you're comin with us.

'Missouri' dropped all his weapons before he started monologuing.

'Missouri': Son, you can take away all my weapons, all my gear, all my friends.....

Lincoln: Is he going anywhere with this?

'Missouri': But if you think I'm going to set one pinky into your stupid hangar then you have to face my 'SHOTGUN!!!'

An awkward silence started as Missouri smugly closed his eyes....after a few minutes nothing had happened yet so Montana went back to trying to get his ass moving.

Montana: Ok dumbass get movin! *shark hulls snap and growl*

Lincoln: *pokes Missouri's back with his 5-inch pistol* Yeah! Move it!!

'Missouri': I said, 'SHOTGUN'

Pearl: What? Does he think Montana's just gonna give him his shotgun back?

Cleveland: *shrugs* I dunno.

'Missouri': *turns to a brick wall pissed* SHOTGUN DAMN IT THAT'S YOUR CUE!!!

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