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Once we got to land the bride thought it was a good idea to get her flowers from car and go on a boat.

The bride throws her flowers with full force towards the crowd and i the author and Ranboo the tall bridesmaids both catch it and rip it in half.

" at least I didn't get the sandy side" I the author say as I eat a flower petal.

We watch as the couple recreate the titanic scene.

I the author pull out a violin when suddenly a small bear-like child in a pink dress comes running at I the author and 303_Sunny at top speed holding a knife

"Please have a flower petal calm yourself " I the author say giving the small child a flower petal.

"This is my child now and I'm going to teach it how to play a rickroll on the piano " i the author say picking up the child.

"This is my child now and I'm going to teach it how to play a rickroll on the piano " i the author say picking up the child

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(This is me power walking to get more flowers)

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