Ah welcome back , I the author will be acting like a news reporter.
*ahem ahem* breaking news the bridesmaid named philza Minecraft is being chased by a baby zombie as a pig man is trying to kill the baby zombie, the dead man now has a white streak of white which means he's old.
Anyways the couple is singing "let it go" because they saw a thing of cheese.
"Am I reading this right?" I the author say looking at the news script
Anyways the boober king aka Ranboo is placing war against Alt052105 . Ranboo says he can make a better sand cake.
Another story I have here is a human chess game starring the great and old philza Minecraft once he gets out of the tree and the queen of England. Looks like the queen is getting ready
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Before we end this news report the last thing is the homeless man known as Dream is walking on water like Jesus.
This is I the author sighing off ——————— I did just do this hehehehe
