Funny crack story (Discontinued)

Round 1

Question 1 :

What is the sexiest thing to watch a woman eat?

"A jar of dirt" The great johnny depp answered calmly

"Nothing, can be attractive about a woman eating" the male water jug responds quickly

"He really woke up and chose to be evil"Alt052105 said pouring tea for the drama

" you know who else woke up and chose to be evil" I the author reply

" Who?"Alt052105 asks confused.

"303_Sunny ! She straight up woke me up just to say   Bazinga and began talking about how she would survive the purge."I the author respond sipping my tea

"was she sleep talking?" Alt052105

"Nope i was fully awake because i spent the whole night reading A con artist, A Mafia Boss, A

Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside of a bar 20 times!"303_Sunny

(this is an actually fanfic that we enjoy. if you like the sbi and dream smp this is the story for you)

"please sleep, last week you were up all night reading tommy's clinic for supervillians" I the author respond giving her some tea.

"Ok but once i wake up we are reading the rest of this fanfic"Alt052105 replied getting ot of the ceiling

We'll be right back

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Sup people i'm surprised you people had made it this far.

i more ideas and excited to write them for you to read

anyways i was DM by my good friend @Unknown_Dsmp_fan who will join us in the fanfic.

also both fanfics i mentioned are on ao3.

Edit: this is from my phone and had to change a few things

that is all weirdos >:)