Family comes before crime: Spin off the Criminal Case Files

That's what you get for babysitting drunk

Let me tell ya Chris when we first started this "historical" section of cases I didn't think there would be all of these "haunted" places. Now don't get me wrong I'm having fun but Jones on the other hand is ready to be done with all of this nonsense. And our friend with the same haunting name of course has been trying to logic everything. Agreeing with Jones despite knowing there could've really been something haunting it. Yeah, yeah I know I know and normally when it comes to these kinds of things you're right but not during these cases. Because only those that truly know are the only ones that know the truth. Like say everyone connected to the "curse." But this case I was right anyways. And sometimes I really hate when you're right. Not that I don't like working with you and Don and Jones and the team and telling our friends our stories on our cases.

So tell me about this haunted case of yours. Well Ramirez came in. Oh wow oh yeah ok you know it's gonna be a long case when he gets involved because he's not FBI he's just police just like Jones and the rest of his team but you needed a team that didn't already work with you guys so that you would be the only one with that kind of experience and not have a partner that would take over these kinds of cases. Ok but I don't care if Don takes over he's a real FBI agent I'm an undercover agent and I'm not even a real agent I'm just an actress that's his job not mine. Anyways so Ramirez comes in and he's talking about a house on Elm Street and saying it's haunted. A haunted house on Elm Street? What could possibly go wrong? Chris teased. Anyways Jones of course was so fed up by this. Not more crazy talk! He'd exclaimed. What are you going on about now?! He'd asked him reluctantly.

Elm manor has just killed it's owner! I'll tell you that house is evil! Jones told him that ghosts didn't exist and that it wasn't haunted. Farrah debunked it once and she can do it again. Actually Jones technically I just found out that our killer wasn't a real lake monster not that their hadn't actually been one. As far as the case goes I will find out that our killer is human. When we got there a resident from the house came to us and was in terrible shock. No, no, no! Hector! She screamed. The house it killed him! She screamed again. The house started shaking and the doors rattled and then the screams it locked me outside of the house and I could only listen helpless as the house took him. She cried. Jones thought she was clearly just in shock. I had Ramirez take her outside and that I'd be right there. See I told you so! He warned us.

I told you that this house was haunted he continued. We should all leave this house before it kills all of us too! He screamed at us. Come on let's keep our heads on straight there are no ghosts and no haunted house just a possible homicide Jones encouraged. Are you ready? I asked him. When we looked at the scene of the crime a chandler that had fallen on our victim that looked like it was in pretty good condition looked like it had fallen on him as if just waiting for him to walk under it. Despite what we find we should still treat this as a normal murder and not a haunted house. I reminded him. You're right Nathan is a rational man he can tell us the cause of death and dispense anything supernatural. If nothing else this case will shrouded in mystery. We need to look in this basket I said back to him I'm sure I'll find something useful in it. And then Ramirez came back in to tell us that the wife was so in shock she had to be heavily sedated but that Margaret Littlewood was here and wanted to help us.

Apparently she's their neighbor. Jones said he should've guessed that because he claimed he could smell her cookies from here. Since Jones was busy with cookies I told him to wait there for me while I get results from Nathan about the cause of death. Somethings were clear to both of us such as the cause of death was that he had been crushed by the chandler. But it was almost supernatural because it had been crushed down on him with such inhuman force. What do you mean? I asked him. Well thanks to the help of your brother we calculated that the chandler weighed about 220lbs. And it fell at 13 feet so if it had fallen naturally it couldn't had crushed him the way it had. What are you saying do you think this is the work of a haunted house? I asked him. Of course not or I really could've said of course not had we not gone to your coronation and met your friends and your grandfather and your mother even if some of us such as Jones are still non believers. But I do think this was a death caused by a human I just don't have a scientific lead yet. The only thing I have here is that your victim's clothes were covered in petroleum jelly so IF he was really killed by a human and not a haunted house THEN your killer came in contact with petroleum jelly.