ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ-heizou x fem!reader

𝐏𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐊𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐈

why did you alarm go off?

well its simple really

it's time for school!!!

ahaha..

were you really hoping for that kiss?

its alright y/n you can experience when you're ready

it's not like you're actually gonna kiss him.

trust me i was crying when i typed that

now

you got up and scratched your head

as normal, you slipped on your slippers and made your way to the bathroom

turning on the faucet to wet your tooth brush and doing your morning routine

you stared at yourself in the mirror

red as a tomato

the image of heizou about to kiss you played in your head

"AAAAAAA"

the door slammed open

"WHERE ARE THEY Y/N? I'LL MAKE SURE NO ONE TOUCHES YOU"

Ningguang entered the bathroom

"OH, sorry auntie! I just saw a spider aha"

"I'll call in an exterminator later then"

"That won't be necessary.. I already killed"

"Imagine the babies it laid"

hearing that made you feel

uncomfortable

maybe burning the house was a better option

NONONO

this isn't your home

you're not paying taxes

you readied yourself for school

it's time to fix your reputation in school!

walking up to the school gates

you were going to make sure you were very early to class

and try to socialize with classmates

everything is gonna go perfectly well!

.....

no.

the guy you beat up

what was his name?

meato

he had a lot of meat on his body..

very muscular...

and you remembered his name ended with an "o"

so that's the closest you can guess his name

now back to him

meato stops your path

you expecting him to ask for a rematch

but this time he kneeled to the floor and said

"OH GREAT Y/N"

your head exploded

WHAT WAS THIS SUDDEN CHANGE OF ATTITUDE???

you were never worshipped 

well worshipping isn't normal in school

or was it?

you didn't know

"Uh- please stand"

"NO, AS OUR DEAL I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT FOR A WHOLE DAY"