The Royal Snake And The Mortal Spider {ONGOING)

A Mortal Who Isn't Scared?

Avengers & peter One shots.

The Image Is not Mine! TC:google.

Chapter 1

Loki Laufeyson.

( No one Knows Peter Parker Is spiderman In this chapter, Except for Ned, Mj, And Tony. Everyone else Knows that Peter Is just an Encredibly Smart and Talented Intern. Well.. Almost everyone. And the thor here Is the short hair thor.

( ' _______' Means Time skip. )

It was An Exhausting day for the avengers, Stopping Big Robot Creatures from attacking NY. Spiderman was with them, But of course after the battle He went seperate with His ways, The avengers went back to the tower While Peter went on his own.

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As soon as the Elevators Opened. One by one the avengers came out, Some Sat on the couch Groaning and Sighing Deeply, While some turned on the TV to watch something. Clint Went to the kitchen to get a snack from the Fridge, Only to find Out that His pop tarts were missing.

Clint Frowned, And Tilt His head to the team.
"DAMMIT-" "Language." "- WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY POPTARTS?!"

The Team sighs at the ex agent.

"Barton, all of us were together while Fighting, Why are you asking us? Were all Tired."
Natasha crossed her arms while waiting for a response.

Clint sighed Realising The spy was right. As He sat on one of the kitchen stools.

"I suppose you have forgotten about us."
Loki was Reading a book, as all the avengers attention went to him, In shock. Tony sam and scott almost Jumped.

" Jesus rudolf, Your Going to be the end Of us. How long have you been There anyway?"

Tony Shifted Uncomfortably, While Loki sipped His tea.

"Likewise, Stark. I Have Been here Ever Since you came In, As for your Midguardian Food, Ask My brother."

Loki Pointed out thor at the Opposite side of the room eating poptarts. All attention went to thor.

" Ah.. I Apoligize, Archer. For stealing your Pop-of-tarts. They seem to be quite delicious! "

As thor Handed The box of poptarts To clint who was smiling, Sudenly dropped.

"quite Delicious quite Delicious..."

Clint Mumbled, As he Shook the box, Nothing falling out.
"You Ate everything and didnt even left a crumb!"
Others laughed, so did the embarressed god.

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The avengers were All healed up, Thanks to Bruce. All changed into their normal clothes.

As The team was having a conversation, There was an alarm from friday, Interupting clints Cheesy but actually funny jokes.

" Not now FRI, Were getting a good laugh from robin hood. "