Teenage Dirtbags

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could i win against a bear?? discuss

yoyomaster has changed the chat name to: question time with yuta

question time with yuta

yoyomaster
okay yall
there's person a b c and d
b and c are dating
c and d are dating
a and b are dating
but b isn't dating d and d isn't dating a
would that mean b and d are partners-in-law

Valentines
no bc they're just dating not married

yoyomaster
and if so what's a's role besides bs partner and cs partner in law
that is to say what would you call the relationship between a and d

Valentines
idk
friends probably
not partners in law
that's not a thing
bc yk they're not fuckin married

Jungrose
partners in law in law
partner (in law)^2

yoyomaster
okay felipe the screwdriver listen here
these hypothetical people are in a hypothetical place that doesn't allow gay marriage or polyamorous marriage (read: anywhere in the world as of rn)

Valentines
like if jungwoos sister gets married jungwoo wouldn't be his sister's partner's partner-in-law
they'd be their sibling-in-law

Jungrose
BC IM NOT DATING MY SISTER

yoyomaster
HOMIE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU SAYIN

Valentines
IM CONFUSED

Jungrose
YOURE confused⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
IM CONFUSED‼️‼️‼️‼️

Valentines
what i'm trying to say

yoyomaster
read failing to say

Valentines
is that partners in law don't exist
CAN YOU PLEASE BE KIND TO ME OH MY LORSH

Jungrose
is this a riddle or a fr question bc i'm lost

yoyomaster
OKAY
STEP PARTNER THEN GD
ITS A GENUINE ASS QUESTION

Valentines
STEP PARTNER ISNT A THING EITHER
THEY DINT EXIST

yoyomaster
WHQT DI TOU CALL THE RELATIONSHIP BEWTEEN THEM THEN

Jungrose
pals
friends with benefits
the benefit is the mutual understanding of the relationship/situation that they are in

Valentines
FRIENDS BRO
THEYRE FRIENDS

Jungrose
idk actually i think it might depend on how they know eachother

yoyomaster
OH MY FUCKING JESUS JUNGWOO
THEY LNOW EACHOTHER THROUFH THE SITUATION I JUST DESCRIBED WHAT ARE YOU MISSING

Jungrose
well yeah but idk i feel like titles would be different if they were well acquainted before the relationship

Valentines
WE KNOW BRUH
BUT PARTNER IN LAW AND STEP PARTNER DONT EXIST

yoyomaster
step partner???
half partner???
BRO WHY NOT

Valentines
BECAUSE ITS NOT REAL YUTA WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY NOT

yoyomaster
IT CAN BE A THING

Valentines
NO
NO IT CANT

yoyomaster
YOU JUST GOTTA TRY HARD ENOUGH
BRUH JUST LET IT TRY UR NOT EVEN GIVING IT A CHANCE

Valentines
BC THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY TOGETHER YUTA

yoyomaster
EXACTLY

Valentines
it's like a poly relationship and not everyone's dating eachother