what is slay? a history textbook
henDEry
yk guys
looking back on it
history wasn't very slay
XRex
yeah no shit
Luca
i'd like to argue that we as a specie aren't very slay in general
even now
Valentines
i can agree with that
Winner
i'm reading tsoa rn and i'd like to say that chiron was pretty damn slay
and achilles was SLAY slay
iSmile
oh i rlly liked tsoa
vry cute vry sad
Winner
v based
henDEry
were achilles and patroclus even real
iSmile
nope
they were just characters of homer
Winner
probably based on some sort of warrior
but no they were never real
henDEry
sad face
then they don't count as slays in history
Luca
alexander the great was a bottom!achilles truther just sayin
Valentines
i think that's pretty slay
on the topic of ancient greece i'd say that sappho was a slay
iSmile
ah yes sappho and her Beloved Husband Dick of Man
Fathertime
YALL IM SO FUCKING ANGRY
XRex
about sapphos fake husband?
Fathertime
wtf no idgaf about that
XRex
oh
loser
care to elaborate then
Fathertime
FUCKING HAPPILY
WHAT THE FUCKDO YOU THINK A MOUNTAIN CHICKEN LOOKS LIKE
henDEry
a super big chicken
Valentines
big chicken?
Winner
a chicken that lives on a mountain
Luca
fat chicken with lots of feather fur thingies
Fathertime
TAHTS EXACTLY WHAT IF FUCKING THOUGHT
BUT NO
NO
THIS BITCH
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IS A FUCKING MOUNTAIN CHICKEN
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT WHAT ITS CALLED
IM FUCKING LIVID
Winner
what the fuck.
XRex
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