The Daily Struggles of A Moth Girl

Bathroom Blues

"And then he said he 'found someone better'! What is that even supposed to mean!?" The girl next door to Una's cubicle sobbed "Like, what does little miss airhead have that I don't!? An empty brain!? Gods!"

Una continued to munch on her egg sandwich as the girl continued to rant and rave about her break-up with Nico Grimfur, one of the most popular boys in school.

He was also a twat.

Apparently, Nico had cheated on the poor crying girl with an unnamed Air Elemental. She had known that he was cheating for a while but she just ignored it until it all blew up today, he said that the Air Elemental was way better than the crying girl and that she just needed to get the hint. What does this have to do with our protagonist? Absolutely nothing. She just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Gods... I'm so sorry to unload all of this on you. You're just trying to do your business and I'm spilling all of my deepest darkest secrets to you" It was true. Una had just wanted to pee and then return to her friends.

Sorry, you must be pretty confused right now huh? I should probably explain how this started.

It was a day as average as any other. Except, Una had been getting extremely good luck all day. Una had not tripped over once, she found twenty crystals (Ehaenia currency) on her way to school, and she had even managed to learn something in her science lesson, it probably wasn't a good thing though as she had learned how to blow something up...

Una's good luck continued all throughout the day. It took until lunch for Nash to start asking questions.

"Okay, what in the four realms is happening!? Did you make a new Witch friend?" Nash asked but Ollie decided to cut in "Who cares? Una hasn't even got a tiny bruise on her today and if we start asking questions then her good luck might wear off" Nash rolled his eyes "It's not good luck, It's suspicious..."

...

"Hey, guys... I really need to go" Una blurted out suddenly. Both boys looked at her with raised eyebrows "Then go...?" Nash replied while trying to pick a piece of chicken for his sandwich out of his tusks "I don't wanna go alone though..." Una lowered her voice and then leaned in "The girl's toilets are scary at lunch... Last month, a group of girls were there while this other girl was taking a pregnancy test, there was another group vaping and the very last time I went in there which was like a week ago maybe, I was minding my own business when someone started kicking in my cubicle. Good thing I was on the toilet..."

Nash furrowed his eyebrows as if to ask 'what in the fours realms?'.

"Was the test positive?" Ollie asked before he realised what he said "Oh my gods, I'm sorry that was so invasive and completely none of my business" Ollie continued to ramble but Una shrugged her shoulders "It might've been positive because before I left everyone started screaming and like cheering and stuff. You're supposed to be that happy when you have a baby right?" Una naively stated.

Nash shook his head "No... I'm pretty sure that was a negative" Una tilted her head in confusion "Why's that? They sounded happy?" Ollie decided to answer this time "Um, maybe because they wouldn't have to witness their friend go through a teen pregnancy..." Nash only let out an exasperated sigh when Una clearly still didn't understand.

"Well, let's not talk about that anymore, haha" Ollie laughed nervously and changed the subject. Una glanced back at Nash "That brings us to our previous question" Nash smirked "Wow, fancy word, Una" Una only huffed at the Orc before asking "Are you coming with me or not? I feel like my bladder is about to burst!"

Nash looked at Una as if she were stupid "We can't go in with you" Una nodded "I know but can you at least walk me there? Like is said, it's scary"

"It's a bathroom"