𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 | goofy ahh version | Kaeya x reader crackfic on crack

F word.

You walked into the tavern and Charles greeted you. You waved back and you looked around. You saw the whole reason you were even here. Kaeya. He was sitting at one of the tables and you walked over to him. "Hi." He said. You sat down across from him. "Hey." You responded, "so why did you wanna meet me here?" "Because I have a question for you," "okay..what?" He pulled out a cell phone. "Where did you get that?" He intensely stared at me. "The aliens gave it to me." He said in a serious tone. I looked at him with a concerned face. "Anyway." He said returning back to normal. I considered running away, but I didn't. He put the phone away. 

He told me to get close. My face heated up. He whispered something in my ear. I was shocked at what he said. "I wanna take a pic with Cardi B inside my cardigan..." he whispered. I looked over at him. "Huh?" He got up and grabbed my wrist, dragging me out of the Tavern with him. 

"Kaeya are you okay? Do you have a fever or something?!" I asked him as we ran away from the city. He didn't say anything. Finally, we stopped. I caught my breath. I didn't realize where we were, I was so light headed. "Kaeya why did you make us run so far?" I didn't realize what was happening, I was by a cliff. Kaeya picked me up bridal style and held me over the edge of the cliff.