𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 | goofy ahh version | Kaeya x reader crackfic on crack

A word

Just kidding you whore, you thought my life ended there? No. Get a life, you absolute fool.

Before I touched the ground, someone caught me. I tried to look at who it was, but I fell asleep from all the Genshin Impact. I did manage to make out a red blob. 

I woke up, in a box? I heard water from outside. I accidentally turned the box on it's side while trying to get out. After a struggle, I managed to open the box and climbed out. I was in the tavern, behind the bar. Diluc was serving drinks and I looked at him. He glared  at me and I crawled back into my box without a sound. 

After a few hours, Diluc let me out the box. The tavern was closed. "I didn't realize you'd wake up so soon." He said, as I emerged from my box. "I didn't realize I'd wake up at all." You responded with an eye roll. "Speaking of, how did I wake up?" You asked, and looked at him on your knees. "I saved you, because that foolish knight tried to kill you." "Oh. Well, ok then." "That's also why I told you to stay in the box, because Kayak was here, he'd try to hurt you." He said as a light blush  covered his cheeks. "Thanks, dildo." You said as you climbed over the bar. "Don't call me that." He said. You two left and went to his house.