Real A/N: Sorry it took so long to write, I was stuck and trying to plan my next chapter, also I will be sending character profiles this week. Thank you for being so patient and enjoy this chapter
bee 4 i cold ask wat dey were talkin bot da princeapul esclaimd ever 1 find ur teamate bcus u will bee bakin in 10 mintes
I tur 2 jake n sea he waz with da wurst porson on earth Mallory and Alex waz wif sum gurl i cant remeber
Brittany walkd up 2 me i fel lik she waz goin to punch me
"So I'm going do all the baking because you suck" Brittany spat
" w-w-w-w-w-w-whaaa noooo i best c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cok u da wurse" I cred
A/N omg brittany y u sai dat y/n haz butter cokin then u sooooooooo shut the door 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡
"Whatever, I'm making macaroons so stay out of my way" Brittany barked
"n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no macaons r so b-b-b-b-b-b-b-basik lik ofer g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gurls i cant c-c-c-c-c-c-cc-c-c-c-c-cok dat" I cred evun mor wif despriation
"It's not like your going to be the one cooking, so get lost and go talk to those two idiots," Brittany sed as she put her hund in font of my face as if she seyin talk to da hand
A/N wat can u beleve dat what a plit twost wat wil y/n du uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
" alex and jake are no idiot u are" i sed bee 4 fli awaay i coldnt let Brittany gut awaay wif bulling me n not alowin me 2 make sum fing so i waz goin to make sum fing quirky then macaons but wat maybee alex nows
A/N yeh u tel her y/n all su tots forger bot Alex I so so so so so so so so so so so sorri 😓 😓 😓 😓 😓 😓 😓 😓 😓 😓
"hey y/n" Alex churped
"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hei alex, i n-n-n-n-n-n-n-need your h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-help" I s-stuterd
" wat iz it y/n iz brittany bein men i new dat she wold bcus she men girl jus lik her sister mallory" Alex orbs darken it loked lik he was redy to punch Brittany for me so rumantic
A/N aw tots ship so cute togefer du u ship y/n n Alex 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰
"n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nooooooo not dat well shr is men 2 me and bullin me but i ned 2 now wat i cok bcus brittany wont let me" I s-stutered out bearly
"that's rough buddy" Alex loked ate me wif sorowfull orbs " u shold cok sum fing quirky lik u y/n"
My orbs lit up on firer I new wat I ned 2 do " i now wat to make now alex thunk u" I sed
"me????? u did all dat y/n bcus ur dat amasin" Alex smiled
A/N Alex is so so so so so so nice 2 y/n n tots under stund owl amasin y/n iz uuuuuuuuuuu
and with dat i turned arond 2 make sum dumplings, whale i was makin dumpings jake came up 2 me
" i cant stund mallory i wishh i waz ur partner" Jake wispered
" m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me 2" I blushed i wish i cold bee Jake and Alex partnerd
A/N oooooooooh did y/n jus blush omg du u ship y/n and Jake 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰
" all write than i haz plan we ned 2 kick mallory and brittainy out of da bakin compitation" Jake sed wif determie orbs
"your write jakey but owl" I asked
"well-" he didnt get 2 sey any fing as a lod and anoying voice yeled from da distunse
A/N ugh gues who it iz 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒
"JAKE! I TOLD YOU TO LOOK AFTER THE OVEN IF ANYTHING BURNS I SWEAR TÚ SERAS EL QUE ESTÁ EN EL HORNO" Mallory yelled loudly as she walked closer it felt like she was leaving a path of fire with her every step
"Por qué can't tú stop bein mala Mallory, 2 todos" I s3d wif sorowfull orbs az I tred 2 culm dis monstur
A/N yeh y/n u tel her all su isnt y/n amasing she nows spanish jus so so so so amasin n smurt uuuuuuuuuuu
" y/n why don't you help Brittany" Mallory demended n than tuned 2 face jake "and jake go look after the oven en este momento"
A/N omg mallory we get it u speak spanish gosh jus shut da door ugh 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
" fine" Jake signed "y/n i tex u"
"k" I sed wif my orb sparklin
" No you won't, you need to stay focused" Mallory growled bein men n tring 2 rain my life all wae
A/N of corse mallory tri 2 rain y/n frendship or maybee sum fing more 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏
I waz fored 2 leaf jake n head bac 2 brittany by men mallory but i coldnt stund for dis i neded 2 make dumpings dat when jake text me
Jake: hey y/n
...
Jake: let sabotage da food
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N wat is jake planing 2 do owl will y/n n jake get though dis n who du u ship r u team y/n n Alex or team y/n n Jake tell me in da comments uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
YOU ARE READING
Who I pretend to be (Y/N Slander)
Humoroh no poor y/n is bullyed and abuse at home and at schol but then one day y/n fond herself stuck in a love triangle what will y/n do A Heather and Y/N Fanfic This book is entirely satire so don't take this seriously and make fun of it in...
