Another day has come and gone. The girls are happy. The twins posted me and Haruhi on the internet as guys. The sun is hidden behind the clouds. Wait, posted us as guys. They better at least made me hot. I looked at it. The twins are horrible at Photoshop. At least the girls can't tell. I can't live like this. How come I feel like I missed something important.
"We take our job very serious, boss."
"Yeah, we stayed up until dawn working on it."
"I bet you Bribed them, didn't you." Tamaki dreamed of something, "You said Haruhi would get fancy tuna and Saiyo...Somehow you got Saiyo too."
"Keep dreaming, punks."
"Haruhi, Saiyo, would you mine wearing these?"
"What do I look like to you a doll?!"
"No, sorry, Saiyo. Haruhi,"
"No."
Some of the girls also wanted to see us in dresses and act like those preppy girls. I hope they know that I hate pictures so where did they even get one of me. I bet it was Kyoya. He has to have something in with this. Tamaki is too stupid to do something like get a photo of me. The twins are worse. Mori could if it was for Honey.
"Why are you doing this to us."
"What do you think we are?" Haruhi asks
"Isn't it obvious?" Karou startes. "You are our toys."
"What?!" As in 'dirty' toys. NO! Saiyo, Get ahold of yourself.
A boy's laugh interrupted our session. It was Kio. He is different when not practicing. I went to his house because the competition is tomorrow and he was another person. I know it seemed to fly by. His house was so big but I guess that is to be expected from the son of a video game designer.
"Hey Saiyo, last minute practice is in one minute, you coming?"
"Oh, I forgot that the competition is tomorrow." Kyoya saids out of nowhere. There is something he doesn't know!
"Yeah, guys I'm going see ya later."
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We have been practicing for who knows how long. The club hours are three, so that means three hours we have been practicing. Gosh, the old Kio is back. He knows we are already good but he makes us do it over and over.
"Kio, what is with all this training?" I rest my head on my bass."I am tired. And fucking hungry."
"He's back guys." Ryo saids.
"Hm"Rengi agrees.
"Fine. Tomorrow morning we have last minute practice, though. " Kio says.
"B-to-the-fucking-ye!"
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-the next day-
I learn from Kyoya in class that the twins were fighting. I think it has to do something with being their toys. I wonder what happened after I left. I don't have time to think about that that. I skipped band practice. I went straight towards the lunch room. The twins were ordering the exact thing in complete unison.
"Hey, you stupid fucking losers are fighting? Thats so fucking lame. Give me the hell back the twins!"
"NO!" Even yells at me in perfect unison.
"Did you just yell at me?!"
"Calm down, we don't want to destroy the lunch room." Kyoya says appearing beside me.
Tamaki was off with the others while Kyoya and I were off to the side listening them talk. I notice out of the corner of my eye that Kyoya would steal glances at me. It was really bugging me. I hate people. I have four rules and I live by them. One tomatoes; come on their so awful but red. Two people messing with me. Three someone messing on someone weaker. And four someone touching me or getting close to me.
"So, Saiyo, I know this was a long time ago but where were you during the physical exams?"
"Hahah...My grandma wanted to go on a trip with her sons and grandchildren and basically her whole fucking family. That meant I had to go on a three day trip and spend over half in a house with annoying family members. And I got out of people touching me. I hate that." Mostly doctors. If they did their jobs... stop Saiyo!
"Oh. Well you could of told us."
"Last minute thing."
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Everyone except the twins were in the room. Kyoya was calculating on the calculator. "Looking at the numbers, if this isn't resolved, we won't be able to sell the brotherly love package. We are down one pair of loving brothers"
"Oh, Haruhi, Siayo. I just want to let you know that this isn't your fault. Even if it was your tactless comments that sent them overboard. " Kyoya says smiling that creepy smile. I just want to hit him.
"So, you are saying that this is our fault. I wasn't even there when this happened."A kyoya smile appeared on my lips.
"True, but they did mention your name and Renge helped them out." Kyoya informs.
"I fucking hate you."
They talked about knowing the twins and how they were keeping everyone at a distance. They started talking about how they stood out and all that junk. They didn't stand out like I did. I can tell you that for sure. I even went to a phase where I bought those color contacts to hide my mix match eyes.
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The twins were in the club room throwing a mountain of things and Honey was on top! Everyone started to say how they were tired of this consent fight. This seems fishy for some odd reason. They are up to something. I should know. I have a little brother.
"Okay, guys who cares if you look alike. You are your own person, right."
"NO, I am tired of it. That is why I bought this. A Beelnzeef doll. And I am going to write your name in it, Hikaru." Now I am lost. Why did he bring something from the black magic club? Tamaki hides behind me. Why is he scared?
"You are going to experience nothing but misfortune for the rest of your life." Karou shouts.
Haruhi runs and hits them. "If you don't stop and don't bring in a stupid doll like this, me and Saiyo won't let you come over to our houses." What?! Why me?
"Don't bring me into this."
"So are you saying that if we make up, we could go to your house?" They made up. Haruhi turns the doll and blank was written on it. I knew it. I am awesome.
The twins started doing their thing and everyone stood awestruck. Everyone started shouting at the twins. I guess it won't be bad here. There is never a dull moment. I, also, could let them come over, once. Once!
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The twins were playing a game. They were trying to trick their customers. They swapped their hair colors."Which one is which!"
"The pink hair is Karou and Hikaru is the blue."
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We won the contest. Kio and the rest of the band went out to eat. Rengi and Kyo were acting dumb. They were the first to make me laugh. I notice Kio watching me. I wonder if he knows my secret. He is really hot. My Dad would kill me if he found out I am acting normal to get a guy. To bad I act like a boy here. I guess I will have to see. Oh crap, I have math homework!
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Finding the host Club
FanficSaiyo has always been mistooken for a boy. She has always been lonely. Not to mention bloody scary and her temper is way out there. But behind the cussing and dirty looks she is nice and kind...i think?
