A Muslim man was in a mosque talking to a sheikh before prayer for Jummah started.
¨ Assalamu Alaikum Sheikh Imran.¨ Said the man.
¨ Wa alaikumu salam.¨ Sheikh Imran said.
¨ I have a question.¨ Said the man.
¨ Go ahead.¨ Said the Sheikh.
¨ Can I pray Jummah at home while I watch the Khutbah and prayer it on my laptop.¨
¨ If you want, but you can also go and wrap a black scarf on you refrigerator and do hajj at home too.¨ Said the sheikh sarcastically.
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