Murphy's Law causes a barrel full of leftovers from the cafeteria to splatter on him and the L/n's Law caused him to get sprayed by dirty mop water from the janitors bucket left unattended nearby. Then, he was hit with egg omelets from someone's culinary class, whacked in the face consecutively by the basketball team practicing dribbling while running through the halls and finally almost crushed by a Llama brought in for one class's unit on animals as a surprise.
You still rejected him but were kind enough to call an ambulance for him while Milo internally seething with jealousy while staying silent through the whole situation with his trademark smile.
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