Dysfunctional + Teen Wolf [DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]

[0.5] The Talk and Tell

"You are not seriously giving me the talk, you better hurry because Stiles is going to be here soon and I still need to go rent a few movies."

Scott snapped his fingers, pointing at me and flicking them to his bed. I sighed, crossing my arms and sat in the middle of his bed. He paced for a minute, looking at me.

"Casey, your getting to that age-"

"Stop."

"-Where your going to want to do things-"

"Please stop."

"-And feel things-"

"Oh god help me."

"-And your at that age-"

"Shut up."

"-Where things happen to your body-"

"Please help me."

"-Your growing in places and, um, shaping out your body-"

"Why did I have to have a twin?"

"-And you enter womanhood-"

"I've already have, in fifth grade, remember?"

"-You have, um, boobs?"

"Did you just ask me that question?"

"-And boys might want to touch them-"

"Oh god please stop."

"-Like a certain boy we know-"

"Shut up, please just shut up."

"-And he is growing too-"

"Is mom here? MOM!"

"-And he would like to experience things-"

"Ewe. Stop. Please."

"-I know because he talks about it-"

"Oh god."

"-And he specifically says-"

"Just shut up."

"-That he wants someone to sex him up-"

"I'm never going to forget this, am I?"

"-But the point is, don't have sex and get pregnant-"

"There's a thing, you know, called a condom first of all."

"-Then you end up on a TV show about it, mom already scolded me not to get Allison pregnant-"

"Why? Why must you do this to me?"

"-And I just want to wear less reveling clothes and a chastity belt maybe?"

"What are we in? The 1900's?"

"-Or just, Uh, I don't know, kid clothes?"

"I'm best friends with Lydia. That will never happen."

"-Just don't have sex, don't make out or kiss-"

"Oh, so I do opposite of what you do with Allison?"

"-Stop interrupting me or I will teach you how sex works-"

"Stop talking."

"-That's it!"

"Oh god! No!"

Scott pulled out a banana and a donut, making me groan loudly. I covered my face with my hands and squeezed my eyes shut.

"-Okay so the ding-a-ling enters the hole-"

"That's it! I'm done!" I yelled, tackling him to the ground.