UA'S MERC WITH A MOUTH and his fucked up crazy misadventures!!!

CHAPTER 3: a bullshit talk of heros with all might and izuku!

everything went back to normal as deadpool slashed out the brute goon with his katanas and swiftly puts them on his back.

DEADPOOL: okey then, so where is that little piece of shit iv'e been trying to find?

suddenly the biker deadpool missed to shoot came back and shoots it's submachine gun at deadpool but he runs from the and flips over a car and uses it for cover, deadpool then looks to see the biker trying to get away.

DEADPOOL: oh, i don't think so biitch!

deadpool being a badass runs at the biker jumps on top a car and again as he take out his katana and throws it right through the front tire of the motorcycle making it crash and sending it biker hitting the black car deadpoo was in when he fucked it up.

DEADPOOL: now that is what i call badass! *picks up katana and puts it on his back*

deadpool then starts to walk to the biker as he prepares to give him beatdown.

DEADPOOL: a hush falls over the crowd as rookie sensation y/n w. wilson...*sees the biker trying to get up* out of regina, saskatchewan, *makes the shot with his hands* lines up the shot. his form looks good.

deadpool does a football kick to the the bikers face making the biker hit the car again and fall on the ground.

DEADPOL: OH! and that's why regina *the biker trys to shoot deadpool but grabs his gun and kicks him* rhymes with fun. *throws gun behind* ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing...*kicks the biker again* is sweet *kicks him again* dick-kicking revenge. *tea bags the biker on his back* oh! *drags him by his collar* giving him the business. *throws him  against the blockers* incoming! *knees him in the helmet and the helmet flys off his head*

DEAPOOL: *takes out katana swining it around with one hand* this is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! *stabs his katana through francis's left side of his chest as the katana is imbeded into the concret of the blockers*

deadpool lifts up francis's head with two middle fingers while bending to his level.

DEADPOOL: looking good, francis well rested. like you've been pitching, not catching. ringing any bells? no? *lifts up mask to mouth* how about now?

FRANCIS: *chuckles slowly and smiles* y/n fucking wilson.

deadpool puts his mask down.

FRANCIS: well, hello master piece.

DEADPOOL: yeah, like i didn't get my bones broken by a user quirk disease by one for all. yeah. and whose fault is that, huh, francis? *francis shakes his head* yeah, time to undo what you did to this *points to his own face* butterface.

FRANCIS: oh, please! you should be thanking me, i made you inmortal better than all for one can be with the shitty quirks he's got.

DEADPOOL: yeah well, this ain't a life worth living is it? *taps the bottom part of katana's handle* 

DEADPOOL: now, i'm about to do to you what sony done when they fucked up the morbius film which became a fucking meme joke and ruined morbius as a whole for the marvel comic fans!

deadpool was getting ready to punch francis until he hits something hard and uses his hand to feel it and looks up to see..

DEADPOOL: dad?