captain | kuroo tetsurou

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟔

single horny bitches

3:04am

bokuto
OHAYOOOOOO RISE AND SHINE 😚✌🏻

konoha
rise and shine *kylie's voice*

akaashi
go to sleep bokuto san
and you too konoha

bokuto
says the one who's awake

konoha
no

akaashi
excuse me 🙄
i woke up bcos you called me
and now i can't sleep

bokuto
hehehehe
sorry bae 😝
i was too excited

kenma
ugh

bokuto
what's wrong

kenma
can't you see i'm trying to sleep here

bokuto
i can't see though

y/n
BOKUTO 😩👊🏻
STOP SPAMMING CALLS
I WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY

bokuto
sorry y/n but can't help it 🤷🏻‍♂️

akaashi
how many people have you called?

bokuto
um idk 🙇🏻‍♂️

kuroo
thank god my phone is silent

bokuto
eh kuroo
then how are you here 🤔

kuroo
had a feeling someone spammed calls
so i fucking woke up and i was right
35 missed calls from you damn 🤯💥

bokuto
we're made for each other kuroo
can't you see it

y/n
now i can't sleep
THANKS A LOT KOTAROU 😀

akaashi
bokuto san look you made y/n mad

bokuto
don't worry
she'll be okay once i give her food

y/n
HOW BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME THAT

bokuto
but it works everytime

kuroo
have yall packed yet
i don't know what to pack
should i just pack my boxers and that's it
like i just wear boxers during practice matches

konoha
what if you got a boner 😟

kuroo
what

y/n
LAMSNDJDIAKSND

bokuto
okay the question is
WHY
HOW

konoha
idk probably from karasuno's manager
or even our manager
OR Y/N

y/n
yo i'm staying out of this

konoha
but fr karasuno's manager is so fucking cute
what's her name tho
was it midori
wait i think it's yuko

y/n
it's kiyoko..
who tf is yuko 😟

konoha
oh

bokuto
konoha you're high
do you get enough sleep
i didn't call you so how are you here

konoha
i haven't slept yet tbh

akaashi
seriously

y/n
if yall slack off later
it's bokuto's fault for sure

akaashi
true

bokuto
KAASHI WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH HER

akaashi
bcos y/n speaks facts 👸🏻

y/n
HEHEHEHE

konoha
okay i'm going to sleep now bye guys

y/n
bye konoha
may you oversleep

konoha
RUDE???

kuroo
y/n go to sleep 😐

y/n
okay captain 🙇🏻‍♀️

bokuto
wow so obedient

y/n
UM???

bokuto
let me try
y/n go to sleep now 😡

y/n
tell me 50 reasons why should i listen to you

akaashi
lmao

kuroo
y/n

y/n
OKAY BYE
IMMA SLEEP NOW

bokuto
how did you do that kuroo

4:35am

bokuto
RISE AND SHINE 🌝
I'VE SHOWERED & ATE BREAKFAST

kuroo
okay bro

bokuto
my bro
can't wait to beat your ass

kuroo
really 🙄

y/n
KAI CALLED ME JUST TO MAKE SURE IF I'M AWAKE
BOYFRIEND MATERIALLLLL

kuroo
he called me too

y/n
well fuck you
i thought i was special

yaku
he called me too lmao

y/n
okay

bokuto
hol on 😟
is akaashi dead
i called him a few times but he aint picking up

y/n
he's obviously annoyed can't you see

bokuto
i can't see though

akaashi
what's up 🤨

bokuto
KAASHI YOU'RE ALIVE

akaashi
was making breakfast for my family
sorry

y/n
BOYFRIEND MATERIAL 😩💞

bokuto
will you make breakfast for me too 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

akaashi
but you mentioned you just ate

bokuto
😶

kuroo
y/n
yaku and i are on our way to your house
let's walk to sch together

y/n
okay!!