I'm Chelsea not sure if I'm the sporty one or the one who likes cupcakes, my point is, i don't like barbie, she's a blond bitch
Like myself, I'm just not a bitch, you know?
I've been thinking to give her a payback, I'm gonna fuck her so called boyfriend ken. That not so sexy dude, i mean, have you seen Ryan? She literally gets ALL the boys. Even RYAN and she still goes for that little cunt named KEN?!
I mean, do you hear how bad that name sounds? On top of that, it only has 3 letters! Like what?!
Go for Ryan bitch! It has four letters!
Anyways as i was saying, I'm going to fuck ken, therefore i need to go to his house, since, if he'll be here, barbie WILL find out.
Lala lala lala /goes to kennyboys House/
Thinks: kens probably gonna be categorized as a pedophile once he tucks me. Tsk whatever, then Barbie will cry cause her oh so handsome boyfriend went to jail cause he cheated on her with a MINOR muahahah.
Well here i am Infront of uglyblondieboy'is house, ringing his bell.
He's not answering!
What. The. FUCK. Is he up to? Thinking he can ignore such an important person. Tsk tsk tsk. *shakes head aggressively*
Well guess i have to sneak up on him.
I went to the first tree i saw in his garden and then climbed it up, i was now on his roof looking into every window, for FIVE GODDAMN minutes, until i finally found him.
When i tell you I was shocked, i was SHOCKED at the sight in front if me, in front of my oh so innocent children eyes.
Barbies already making my life hell by being a bitch, but now just cause she has a bf, he's traumatized me! Only by doing what he's doing now!
Such a disgusting uglyboy!
That's why Bryan's better, he's so babygirl. I love him.
Anyways back to Kennyboy, I'm looking at him horrified.
Ya know what he was doing?
I'ma tell you my thoughts on it first; i did NOT know, and didn't WANT to know that he has zoophilia.
He was fucking a PONY!
A male one on top of that!
I remember watching this pony on my tv, he was as popular as me, but not the main character.
If I remember correctly, his name was Pedro Pony, he was friends with a pig, didn't know he was gay though.
Well not like i give a fuck if he's gay, what i DID give a fuck about, is KEN being GAY, i mean understandable that he doesn't even want to LOOK at women since he's dating barbie, but forfuckssake gay AND zoophilish?!
Whatever, I'm gonna make him a pedophile on top of that to add the cherry on top.
I took a rock out of my neck and threw it through the window, cause i wanted it to crash.
Neither of them stopped, ken kept thrusting into Pedro but he looked at me.
It was like clicking a button that turns me on once you click it, when they both asked in unison, 'you wanna join?' Pedro was smirking too!
So that made me DOUBLE as excited as i already was...
Look at part two to see kiddo getting railed and barbie maybe finding out😱😱😱😨😢😥
