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kernel & friends being chaotic (plus some lnrs)

Kernel: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.

Kernel: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!

Lamp Shade: You are a spineless twit!
Torch: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!
Lamp Shade: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Torch: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Lamp Shade: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.

3D Goggles: honk.
Ricey: WHAT.
3D Goggles: HONK.
Ricey: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF CRAP?????

Sour Gummy: So I was just having a conversation with Energy Drink about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere!
Energy Drink: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time.
Sour Gummy: Like... who the f*** put this hole here???? And why????
Energy Drink: Exhaust?
Sour Gummy: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA.
Energy Drink: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole...
Sour Gummy: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive.
Energy Drink: We're onto something here!
Sour Gummy: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole.
Energy Drink: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole.
Sour Gummy: His lightsaber does though.
*Energy Drink thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes*
Sour Gummy: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side.
Energy Drink: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side.
Sour Gummy: Fair point.