Kernel: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Host: What did you do Kernel?
Kernel: A mistake.
Shardy: I failed my safety training course today.
Host: Why, what happened?
Shardy: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Host: And?
Shardy: Well apparently "HECKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Sour Gummy: Choco Chip is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Helper: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE!
Helper: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Choco Chip: Helper-
Choco Chip: It- it was just an ant-
3D Goggles: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Choco Chip: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
3D Goggles: Because we're out of doritos.
so yeah
kernel's the hyper one, choco chip's the wholesome one, host and helper are the "parents" of the group, sour gummy's an emo, 3D goggles's the one who sucks at improvising but refuses to admit it, soft drink's the one with the most common sense, and shardy's the optimistic but unlucky one.
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