Transformers Rescue Bots Headcanons/Oneshots

Jokes

How would they react if you told a dad joke, and what joke?

~Chase~

Joke: "How did the telephone propose? With a ring."

"A telephone is an inanimate object. It can not propose, nevertheless have a significant other." His response made you confused. "No- like. Nevermind." 

~Heatwave~

Joke: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was the best in his field."

A very faint chuckle could be heard from him. "Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I sure do." Then, both of you busted out laughing.  

~Blades~ 

Joke: "Why did the koala get the job? He was koalafied."

He just tilted his head at you. After hours of pondering about it, he finally got it. "Koalafi- Oh! OH! Koalafied- AHAHA!"

~Boulder~

Joke: "What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree."

"But any tree fits in my hand." Then it clicked. "Oh! A palm- BAHAHAHA"  

~Chief Burns~

Joke: "When does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."

He started laughing. You two had a dad joke competition for the rest of that day. 

~Cody~

Joke: "Why did the Invisible Man decline the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it."

You and him got into a giggle fit. When neither of you could stop, the bots got concerned.  

~Kade~

Joke: "What is brown and a little bit sticky? A stick."

"Oh, haha. You're so funny." You didn't hear a word from him the rest of the day.

~Graham~

Joke: "Do you want to hear a joke about construction? It's still a work in progress."

He loved it. He started to die of quiet laughter. 

~Dani~

Joke: "Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels."

"A bagel would be nice right now." She laughed. Blades chimed in, "What's a bagel? Is it another type of bird?! Did you just say you wanted to eat a type of bird?!"