Transformers Rescue Bots Headcanons/Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes #2

More Incorrect Quotes. I've added more people: Doc Greene, Frankie, Optimus Prime, and Bumblebee.

Dani: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
(Y/N): I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Chase: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Boulder: They do.
Heatwave: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

(Y/N): What's it like being tall?
Boulder: Is it nice?
Chief Burns: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Optimus Prime: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Chase: *Locks Doc Greene in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Doc Greene: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Frankie: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Bumblebee: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Optimus Prime: Yes. Absolutely.
Bumblebee: When?
Optimus Prime: When you're right.

Cody: Thanks for not telling Chief Burns what happened.
Optimus Prime, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Kade: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

Frankie: Guess what I'm about to get!
Heatwave: On my nerves.

Kade: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

(Y/N): Kill me nowwwww.
Cody: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

Chase: When I was a kid, Chief Burns told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Doc Greene: They are!
Chase: FOR REAL?
Doc Greene: No! Why did you fall for it again?

Graham, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Doc Greene: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Doc Greene:
Doc Greene: It's perfume.

Chase: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Optimus Prime: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Chase: Not by the law!

Blades: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

Cody: Hey Chase, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?
Chase: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"
Cody: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.