The Prank War

~ Chapter 4 ~

QOTD (Quote Of The Day):

"I believe in stopping work and eating lunch." -L'Wren Scott

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On my way to lunch, Jayde and Ariana have been trying to find ways to cheer me up.

After all the epic prank fails I had, I have been cursing fate for giving me this shitty excuse of a day.

4 fails.

4. Fails.

Who the fuck gets 4 fucking fails!

Well, apparently I do.

On the first fucking day of school!

The first fucking day of senior year!

I had the overwhelming urge to kick the shit out of something.

I was not having the best day.

We were approaching the cafeteria, still in my 'what-the-fuck-is-going-on' state, and we spot, the popular chicks.

There are 4 of them.

Brittany, the idiot, Tiffany, the rich girl (technically they're all rich, but that's the only one I can come up for this bitch), Danny/Daniella, the social media sorcerer, and of course, my least favorite, Mindy, who is just a plain 'ole bitch.

They were smirking at us, and stopped in front of the doorway to the cafeteria.

"Well look at what we have here girls! Ariana the slut, Jayde the cock-sucker, and Maddie the fat-ass monkey whore!" She exclaimed, as the bitches behind her laughed.

"Go away Mindy, I'm not in the mood for your shit right now." I snarl.

She looks at me shocked.

"Did she just say something?!" She exclaimed. "Oh my gosh, guys the monkey whore just said something to me! And here I was, thinking you were just a mute freak!"

I roll my eyes and push pass her and her minions.

"Dipshit. All those fucking nicknames mean practically the same thing," I mutter.

Walking in the cafeteria, many people gave me stares, probably waiting to see a reaction to my fails.

I mentally groaned, grabbed a tray and got in line.

Today they were serving burgers and fries, so I made sure to get two of each.

When it comes to my school's food, it doesn't take like some sort of plastic food-poisoning shit.

It actually tastes like real food.

I know, I was shocked the first time too.

I grabbed the burgers, a piece of chocolate cake, fruit bowl, condiments, and went to go pay.

I paid for my lunch, sat at an empty table, and put my head in my hands.

I couldn't face the disappointment in my fans' faces.

Too much shame would fill my soul and the power of it would open up a hole for me to crawl into and die in.

That's how sad and furious I was.

Jayde and Ariana were comforting me as I almost cried and broke down in my hands.

Fuck today.

I didn't deserve this.

I mean, I know I torture other people's lives but that doesn't mean that fate has to suddenly torture mine too.

Just had a bad day, not a bad life.

Yeah, right.

If I only had a bad day, it sure as hell did make me feel like I had a bad life.

As I began to isolate myself in depression, a hand slammed down on the table.

I looked up, just as Jayde and Ariana did, and saw 4 boys.

The same four boys that were victims to my pranks.

Well, shit.

(Lucas' POV)

I was beyond furious.

In fact, I was enraged.

First day of school, and someone had already ruined my glorious and infamous reputation.

Luckily me, Andrew, and Ryan were able to replace our shirts with our gym shirts (and Xavier his regular shirt), and our jeans were able to be washed in the bathroom to at least look presentable.

We all stormed into the cafeteria, tension building up in the room.

We were all looking for the person who did this.

Coincidentally, we all were dealing with the same person.

Mad Maddie.

She's the apparently the school prankster.

"Where the fuck is Mad Maddie?"

The whole cafeteria went dead silent.

Everyone stared at us, no one daring to move.

A minute later, all fingers pointed to a table with 3 girls.

One with black hair, another with blonde and the final one with brown hair.

My 4 amigos and I stalked towards their table.

Once I got there, I slammed my hand down on the table and the boys took the remaining seats.

"Pardon me ladies, but which one of you happens to be 'Mad Maddie'?" Asked Xavier.

The blonde one and the black-haired one turned their heads towards the brown-haired one.

My heart stopped for a moment.

This was the blue-eyed chick who I saw at my locker!

She was Mad Maddie?

My amigos and I turned and glared at her.

She groaned loudly and I politely said, "Could you please come speak with us in private?"

She looked up and said, "In your dreams, delinquent."

I wasn't gonna take any shit from Sherlock.

I stood up from my chair, walked over to where she was, and grabbed her.

I threw her over my shoulder and began to barge out of the cafeteria with her screaming and cussing to her heart's content.

"Put me down you dipshit, cocksucking, asskissing, motherfucker!" She yelled, trying to kick my face.

"Nice arse!" Xavier said, smirking.

I felt her glaring daggers at my British friend.

"When this jackass puts me down, I will cut off your micro dick and stuff it so far up your ass, your dickhead will have a new ass hat." she said in a deathly tone.

"Guys I know we should be hating on her right now, but I'm starting to like her and her attitude," Andrew said, chuckling.

I can see why.

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