The Prank War

~ Chapter 5 ~

QOTD (Quote Of The Day):

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."
-Theodore Roosevelt

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(Lucas' POV)

Walking out of the cafeteria, Maddie was still trying to kick the absolute shit out of me.

But of course, she was failing miserably.

It was quite funny actually.

I could hear her struggle as she tried to wiggle her way out of my grip, but nonetheless, she helplessly stayed slung over my shoulder like my backpack.

The boys were obviously enjoying the show, as she cussed to her heart's content, calling us every offensive name in the book of insults.

But Xavier was right.

She did have a nice ass.

We kept walking around campus until we found a secluded garden area, and I set her down on a bench but we cornered her before she could be able to run away.

She tried to push us out of the way but eventually, she gave up.

She sighed and plopped down on the bench.

We waited for about 3 minutes in silence, seeing if she would give any reaction to the current situation.

"So, are you dipshits just going to stand there and watch me, or are you going to actually form words with your ass-kissing mouths?" She growled.

Andrew and Ryan snickered while me and Xavier smirked.

"Seems as if the mad one has a dirty mouth." Andrew said.

Maddie rolled her eyes and replied, "'Mad one'? What are you, some 60's British actor? In case you haven't noticed jackass, my mouth is filthier than a pirate's. Or should I say filthier than a pirate's ass."

The boys burst out laughing while I let a stupid grin spread across my face.

"You know, you are very amusing," Xavier managed to say through his laughs.

She scoffs and gets up from her seat.

"What do you dickheads want?" She asks dryly.

We stop laughing and grinning and put on our stone faces.

Then in unison, we all said, "Revenge."

"For what?" She asked.

"For the pranks you did to us, dumbass." Ryan explained.

She raised her eyebrow.

"The pranks I did to you?" She asked.

We all nodded then she scoffed.

"You think those pranks were meant for you?" She asked. "The pranks were obviously meant for the teachers, you dumbasses."

We rolled our eyes and Andrew said, "Well, you still humiliated us in front of a whole class filled with students."

She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms on her chest.

"Well, they weren't meant to boost your social life. In fact last time I checked, in this school, if you were pranked by me, it decreases your social life." she sneered.

I growled at her and stepped in front of her, my body towering over hers.

I stared down at her and my gaze met her blue ones.