There was this one time god said to me "You own this house" and I said "What, I didn't pay for it" and God said "No, you did pay for it" and I said "Thanks god for showing me the way", god then told me to live life to the fullest and I said to him "I will, god bless me" and then God left to do things he would do because he is shredded, I like his abs.
